Gotta Love It When...

Something like that happened to all admins/guards yesterday while we was playing...i'm sure you were there.

EDIT: On Beo's server.

 

...you feel overwhelmed with a sense of accomplishment as your last bomb demolishes the enemy's tower/skybridge/golden phallus statue

 

You ban a griefer who thinks they're such a smartarse.

 

...Your running back to a quarters;with 0.5 heart left,
Feeling a hope of surviving the ordeal.
A random arrow comes out of a sky and lands on you,
Killing you - - rage-quit.

 

• Gotta love it when you fail at shieldbashing and just stand there awkwardly in front of the enemy.
• Gotta love it when you sneak up on a builder, only to get gangbanged by several knights.
• Gotta love it when you attack a castle and the enemy light their kegs inside their base.
• Gotta love it when you throw a keg, and it noclips upwards through the ground.
• Gotta love it when you explode a keg in the enemy's face - No effect.
• Gotta love it when you chase an archer and he jumps into a hole.
• Gotta love it when you are about to collapse a massive enemy tower and a dirt background appears.
• Gotta love it when you are about to kill an enemy knight and a random arrow hits you.
• Gotta love it when some idiot explodes the entire base with his keg.
• Gotta love it when somebody noclips through your door.
• Gotta love it when you slash at someone and you get hurt.
• Gotta love it when you are trapped in a ladder, being killed.
• Gotta love it when a friend has the flag and refuses to throw it.
• Gotta love it when a friend accidentally drops the flag and you steal it >:-D
• Gotta love it when you are a builder with the entire team to escort you, but suddenly a bomb appears and everybody dies.

• Gotta love it when you kill a speedhacker and say: IN YOUR FACE!
• Gotta love it when you manage to trap an enemy knight/archer in a stone box and call it "Exhibit A" :3
• Gotta love it when you manage to destroy all your enemies defenses as a single builder.
• Gotta love it when you cap the flag.
• Gotta love it when everyone rages and call you hacker... :D
• Gotta love it when it is unbalanced and the enemy team is bragging about owning us in 10 v 4 :p
• Gotta love it when you kill an epic famous person :3
• Gotta love it when you manage to make a working skybridge and nobody use it.
• Gotta love it when you manage to make your enemies skybridge FALL :D
• Gotta love it when you die with a bomb and the entire enemy team dies of it.

• Gotta love it when you have a keg and die and it is magically nudges into an enemy open door, destroying their stuff.
• Gotta love it when you have a keg and die, but it magically bounces into a friendly building; collapsing it.
• Gotta love it when you own a bragging person/troll.
• Gotta love it when you are going to show skills and fail miserably.
• Gotta love it when you accidentally light a keg in your base while buying a bomb.
• Gotta love it when you light a bomb and suddenly respawns, thus exploding the bomb in your tower.
• Gotta love it when you die and the server is denying you from respawning.
• Gotta love it when somebody messes up the tent and the entire team is forces to play as builders...

• Gotta love it when you die and the server forces you to change team, but you trick it and pick the same team >:-D
• Gotta love it when you have the flag and the timer ends right when you are going to cap.
• Gotta love it when you get stuck in a horde of zombies on a zombie warfare server...
• Gotta love it when you are fixing a structure and suddenly a guy calls you griefer.
• Gotta love it when you are following a natural tunnel and realize it doesn't lead anywhere.

• Gotta love it when a stupid player is standing in the way of your repairing, thus ending up with the enemy inside your building.
• Gotta love it when somebody is griefing/trolling you and they realise you're the admin.
• Gotta love it when you finally manage to set up a server and nobody joins...
• Gotta love it when you are destroying some rubbish, but accidentally falls into a hidden hole and die.
• Gotta love it when you block your enemy's base off, making them ragequit.
• Gotta love it when you take the enemy flag, but your team forgot to build a way back and you get killed.
• Gotta love it when you kill everyone in your enemies base, only to find out they have the flag when you respawn...
• Gotta love it when you're winning and somebody casts a vote and it passes.
• Gotta love it when you are winning and randomly somebody caps.
• Gotta love it when you catch a builder griefer and nobody marks him.
• Gotta love it when you're the last vote needed to kick somebody and it says that you can't vote before playing for 3 mins :D
• Gotta love it when your team makes defenses out of trapbridges.
• Gotta love it when your team uses ladders instead of trapbridges.
• Gotta love it when you manage to destroy your enemies defenses, only to find out they're fixed when you come back as a knight.
• Gotta love it when you have a shitton of cash and you forget to buy anything before dying.
• Gotta love it when you forget you have bombs and die.
• Gotta love it when you accidentally forget to buy things before going out of your castle and your team doesn't have a way back.
• Gotta love it when you spawn at an outpost without shops with a shitton of cash and you have to walk all the way back to your tent.
• Gotta love when you are making a skybridge at the top of the map and end up being forced to bounce around :-D
• Gotta love it when you're digging and an enemy knight manage to slash you through a wall.
• Gotta love it when you're chasing an archer that has a half heart left and end up being killed.
• Gotta love it when you have the upperhand in a sword fight, but then it suddenly lags and you die.
• Gotta love it when you're lagging and everyone is saying your not.
• Gotta love it when you lag and accidentally kills the entire team :D
• Gotta love it when you trap an enemy knight in a spiketrap and he kills himself by jumping.
• Gotta love it when a friendly knight gets hurt by your spiketrap and marks you.
• Gotta love it when people are hacking and you say: "By the way, I am filming."
• Gotta love it when you are being sarcastic and everyone thinks you're serious.
• Gotta love it when somebody randomly starts to type in a swordfight and call you typekiller.
• Gotta love it when you write a typo and starts to correct it, only to find out a bomb came and killed you.
• Gotta love it when you are trying to press the right smiley, but misses and end up spamming the smileys.
• Gotta love it when a friendly unit is blocking your smiley and you're trying to see it.
• Gotta love it when an enemy crouches and you find yourself inside of him.
• Gotta love it when you are about to fall on someone and they crouch...
• Gotta love it when you lie down as an archer and the entire enemy team walks past you.
• Gotta love it when you shoot an arrow into a stone wall.
• Gotta love it when you are randomly jumping around, spamming attack button and accidentally kills an enemy archer.
• Gotta love it when you shoot a random arrow across the map and kill someone.
• Gotta love it when you throw a random bomb that kills everybody.
• Gotta love it when you throw a bomb and the entire enemy tower comes crashing down.
• Gotta love it when you throw a bomb on bedrock and end up killing yourself.
• Gotta love it when you throw a bomb forward and it lags behind you...
• Gotta love it when you bombjump and lands right into an enemy bomb/spiketrap.
• Gotta love it when you see a large ball of enemies and fire rocks at them.
• Gotta love it when you launch someone from the catapult, firing them straight into an enemy open door.
• Gotta love it when you see a ball of enemies and kills them all with a single slash.
• Gotta love it when you are about to put a bomb on acatapult and somebody decides to mount it.
• Gotta love it when you dig a tunnel under the enemy and blow up so many kegs that the server crashes.
• Gotta love it when you move the outpost forward and someone moves it back into the tent.
• Gotta love it when somebody carries the outpost into battle and end up dying.
• Gotta love it when you are about to cap an OP and enemies start spawning on you.
• Gotta love it when you are being badass and is suddenly launched to hell with a random shieldbash.
• Gotta love it when you try to shieldbash, but end up just nudging the enemy.
• Gotta love it when you fire an arrow through a trapdoor and it flies through the enemy.
• Gotta love it when you hit an enemy with an arrow and he falls into a pit.
• Gotta love it when you arrow spam as an archer and manage to kill everyone.

Did I kill it :D?
A lot of these are sarcastic :3
I have more, but I forgot them.. temporarily.

 

Fixed. Immature, I know. But closer to reality.

Gotta love it when your corpse is abused.

 

You sir should have an in-game whip and use griefers as your circus pets!
(I am totally sure you would love that ;P)

 

...your teammates think constructing ground level doors/door tunnels/ground level door tunnels (GASP) is a good idea

 

BUT DON'T YOU KNOW DIRT MCGIRT? IT TAKES KNIGHTS LONGER TO GET THROUGH!

 

That's why they spam a long line of them. :D

 

Gotta love it when both teams have no tickets left. Outnumbered, your team retreats to the safety of your base. The enemy comes a-knockin on your front door (...tunnel). Your dumb-ass teammate switches to knight and attempts to slash at them, only to open the door (...tunnel) and let the blood-thirsty savages through. Your entire team is then horrifically dismembered.

 

...as a builder you toil to make a good front line defence near mid-field and knights and archers run past giving you the smiley face.

 

Gotta love it when you are building a skybridge to nowhere, door hallway, tunnel behind base, giant spike pit of uselessness, giant gold bullion phallus, ect. and someone comes over and tells you to play the game, and kicks you if you don't.

 

gotta love it when you bomb jump and you blow yourself up midair cause your too slow.. >.<
gotta love it when your able to pull off 4 seperate kills in 10 seconds

 

...You are having fun with your fellow kag friends ;)

 

...opposing groups of knights are about to clash on the battlefield, each side has one guy carrying a keg, they are about to clash and a stray arrow hits one of the kegs, triggering both. Aftermath: Huge crater in the ground. No sign of life.

 

...when you're the last one left and you beat the enemy team singlehandedly, or fail in a spectacular shower of giblets.

...when you mash f after lighting the fuse and nothing happens.

...when an archer or a builder beats you at close-quarters-combat, and you're a knight.

...when you realize the base of the skybridge is collapsing.

 

...both teams deplete their tickets. The next hour becomes a contest of who can out-turtle whom.

 

....You walk forward and some blows up right infront of your face, sending giblets of love and joy in your general direction and you don't get hurt. Then you casually walk like nothing happened.

 

...you have the flag, way to tunnel is destroyed, and you jump by accident to a hole and die with flag.