The Top 10 KAG Deadly Sins

Number 400. trying to bombjump but instead you blow up everyone around you.

 

CORRECTION ON MY CORRECTION:

1. BEING AN ARCHER!

 

Catapults spawn killing. Having a cata continuely shoot at your spawn and as soon a you move you die. -.-

 

Meh..maybe to you..but personally i hate catas spawn killing.

 

None of these are even sins! THIS IS KING ARTHURS GOLD The only sins are:

Team killing

and the big one!

 

I think throwing your teamates corpses could be a sin. Isn't it morally wrong to chuck your best friend's body only for it splat in a blast of gore. Another sin could be tea bagging, if i see someone doing that they probably have necrophillia (fantasies about having *** with dead people), lusting after the dead. Also reincarnation, how can we be able to die and then come back as a exact replica? surely it could be the work of the devil or a witch! I wonder if there are any witches on this forum.
EDIT: new one i think its a sin to eat hearts of others players
EDIT2: it would be a sin to be jesus

 

Tea-bagging is just a good way to say your proud you won that fight. XD

 

you can't stop people teabagging eachother its gaming culture... blame it on halo

 

I agree throwing corpses at people is hilarious.

I was trapped in a cavern and an enemy was trapped below me, and I threw a corpse at him, it smacked into him bounced of and hit the floor, he turned to find me shouting "TAKE THAT" to which he replied "?".

I fucking told him dint I? Eh eh? Yeah thought so.

 

some examples,

1. Cuts down all trees, puts ladders over the treestump tiles, breaks ladders. *trollface*
2. "LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIINSSSSSSSSS1!"
3. "Hey guys check out this new contraption I made! It took like an hou- WHA- NO DONT GRIEF IT NO"
4. (see: number 3)
5. "1M gunn@ g0 m@ke a sandwich so I don't lose my KDR, okay guys? GL."
6. (see: number 1)
7. Builds skybridge supported by a single column of ladders, says "do0d, ch3ck owt muh awesome architectural sk1llz. ".
8. "hurr, durr." goes knight, constantly taps left mouse button against another knight who only shields.
9. *insert witty example here*
10. Is builder, sees whole forest, picks the tree with a team archer in it. *trollface*

 

This pisses me off slightly. I happen to like neatness.

 

This made us win Guards Vs World, even when the guards were using editor.

 

Totally agree with this list. Spot on man. Spot... on.

 

1 5 9 annoys me the most

 

Jesus, door tower is ze best tawer evar.

 

1. Thou Shalt Not Grief Thy Neighbor's Lands
2. Thou Shalt Not Claim Your Own Life Meaninglessly
3. Thou Shalt Not Build In Vain
4. Thy Team Comes Before Thy Luxury Home
5. Thou Shalt Not Camp
6. Thou Shalt Not Leave Enemies Open Tunnels
7. Thou Shalt Not Build Door Halls
8. Thou Shalt Not Archer Spam
9. Thou Shalt Not Be A Poor Sport
10. Thou Shall Quit Swearing, You Are Not A Gangster, You Are Playing An Alpha Game. You Are A Nerd. Not A Homie. Your God Commands It. Seriously, Next Time I See Somebody Acting Like This, I'm Gonna Smite A Bitch. For Real, I Am Your God.

 

Here it is for the stupid ones
1. If you grief you are a complete dumbfucking idiot.
2. Stop suiciding rapidly to hurt our team, you're doing nothing to help the other team.
3. STOP BUILDING THREE HIGH DOOR TOWERS
4. No Minecrafting
5. If you stay and a tower and do nothing for 5 minutes, you are a complete and utter waste of a team mate.
6. DON'T FUCKING BUILD TUNNELS IN THE FRONT OF THE FUCKING TENT
7. Space your doors , it slows your team down when you make entire halls.
8. 3 archers versus 1 knight is really annoying and doesn't make you any better.
9. When someone dies don't say "LOLOWNEDFAG" Unless you have parent permission.
10. Don't use curse words in quick succession like your cousin , he is a gangster, you are not, you are playing a game on the internet, cursing makes you look like a dumbfuck.

 

aah man this is funny one thing that i absolutely HATE is someone shoving a a fuc*ing KEG THAT HAS THE FUSE DOWN TO ABOUT 1/2 SECOND and it ruins the catapult and pulverizes anyone beside it into a fine rain of bloo-pixels... pixels

 

YOLO tower