Why Baratheon hates summer

I hate summer for a many reasons!

1) Children are outside ENJOYING THEMSELVES making noise, breathing, it's sickening I mean who does that these days?
2) I get hot and sweaty, no like.
3) Bugs, they're fucking everywhere!
4) Because of the bugs being everywhere my cat goes ape shit and tries eating them all.
5) Because my cat is eating bugs because it's summer and because the bastards are back in number on occasion he uses me as a climbing post.
6) did I mention I hate children?

I hate it.

 

Ah, nothing like waking up to the sound of chirping birds. The feel of a sunbeam shining through your curtain and onto your face.

I fracking love summer myself. I always get depressed and stuff when I wake up to this freezeing, pitch black void that is the outside world during winter. During summer you have all these amazing smells, you can walk around with bare feet and swim around the ocean. Completely care free. All the butterflies, bumblebees, wasps and bees. Great stuff!

And the mosquitos? Their bits are so damn satisfying to scratch. Only problem is when those little buggers are flying around when you are trying to sleep. Then they get to taste my fist.

 

If summer was exactly like what it is now, MINUS the bugs, I would love it.
But the bugs piss me off.

 

Heh, I'd rather be freezing my ass off in the pissing rain, hail or snow eating a spicy ass curry. Or maybe it's I only happiest when I'm miserable.

"I'm Miserable it's brilliant!" - Jason Byrne my favourite Irish comedian.

Spoiler

 

Summer's my favourite season :S
Good time to play Soccer (favourite sport) and school's off for me.

 

Did I hear no school, no homework yes freedom.:):D

 

i like to put myself in a comfortable scenario, inside with a blanket over my back, a/c on, nothing like posting this at 1:00 am

i'm alone but i'm not shameful. :c

 

Make him screaming from pain :D

 

Worm, I almost pissed myself laughing.

Anyway, I love summer, beach, skateboarding, babes, limited clothes, fan, everything is awesome.

Also I usually have multiple kids screaming at my door, buts it's coming up to midnight so they are no where In Sight.

 

You should lure them in with the promises of having fun. Then you put them in your sweatshop, located under your floor planks. Force them to work on KAG, overtime. Serve them oatmeal morning and night, that is both cheap and easy to make.

Imagine how fast KAG would progress with a workforce of 20+ kiddos working on it.

 

Lol most people like summer partly cause of girls ( heard some guys next 2 my house saying that's the reason why they do * I kept laughing then they heard me and told me 2 shut ** *
I like summer cause no school and get 2 spend more time with family and out side doing sports.

 

Any idea what kids are like today? (Atleast where I live) They're brain dead incompetent tools who lacking in social skills and they can't argue in any remote situation to save their lives and believe it's only skill full to get "QUICKSCOPESZFWKAGIAMGAIMTA" on Call of Duty.

Yet again, I'm ranting and I am said grumpy bastard.

 

Totally my feelings.
Fucking Sebas* running under my window and screaming when I watch funny cat videos on youtube, damn sweat ruining my commuting (at least we managed to get rid of buses without air conditioning).
And you know what's the worst? I live in central Europe so in Winter I experience Sebas* throwing snowballs and I wear 25 layers of clothes just to not freeze over when sitting on a bus stop.

I want Spring to come back.


*Here, every kid running next to your flat block is named Seba. Every damn time.

 

but seriously, everyone needs to have fun in their lifetime, so go outside a bit and fill kids with shotgun shells, mk?

 

Nuff said.

Just kidding, I love the weather too