Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but you're not a mount. You now live your life peacefully grazing in the pastures of KAG watching from the sidelines as all your bison brethren are gloriously rode into the battlefield.


Wish I had some Cricket Jam.

 

granted, do you mind if it is rotten :P?

i wish that i become a kag guard after all these months -_-

 

You become a KAG guard and get banned the same day for abusing power.

I wish I could play three different games at the same time.

 

Granted, but your head explodes from the awesomeness.

I wish I was a better knight.

 

Granted, but you become so good the game is no longer fun.

I wish I was a Lobster-Man.

 

Granted, and eaten.
I wish

 

Granted

I wish that Pinkie Pie was real.

 

Granted, but she rips a hole in the fabric of time.

I wish the wish after my next wish does not come true.

 

Granted, but you never make that ''next wish''

I wish for ponies

 

Granted, they begin tearing you limb from limb.

I wish for classes to come out very soon.

 

Granted, but you break every limb so you can't play KAG ever again.

I wish the wish made 3 wishes ago does not come true.
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Wish granted, but you are crushed by a mountain of Dominoes.

I wish the wish made 4 wishes ago does not come true.

 

Granted, you rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

I wish that Twilight Sparkle was my Girlfriend

 

Granted, you guys get married. Later you get divorced. You commit suicide.

I wish I had some pizza.

 

Granted, the pizza is super hot, and burns your tounge off.

I wish I could kill Gilda the Griffon.

 

Granted, but she haunts you foreverrrrr...

I wish I had a tongue again.

 

Granted, it eat's itself then explodes, severing your head.
Ich wünsche, dass Schrödingers Katze starb nicht.

 

You didn't make a wish, sooooo... I wish I had a better pc.

 

Granted, it explodes destroying both your thumbs.
I did make a wish, it's in German.
I wish that Schrödinger's cat didn't die.

 

Oh, I thought it said "I hope that Schrödinger's cat didn't die". Damn google translate.
Okay, back on topic:

Schrödinger's cat is alive. It's frozen in Rapture from Bioshock 2. There's a easter egg with Schrödinger's cat in it. You gotta un freeze this thing, and you'll see it. :D

I wish that the heat wave in the U.S would end.