What's your favorite para-trooping moment?

You know, when you bomb-jump behind enemy lines, and fend of hordes of them while waiting for your teammates to advance

 

Once i bomb jumped to the other side of the hill , Had a bed with me , Killed ANYONE in my way , toke the coins and used the bed for like 5 straight untill they bombed the bed.

 

The other day, on that big bridge map, people collapsed both levels of the bridge, leaving just a giant canyon in-between the red and blue tents.

While all of my comrades on blue attempted to make their way across this massive chasm, I took it upon myself to go above and beyond the call of duty... literally. I built a ladder to the sky, and from it bomb-jumped all the way across the chasm, to the red tent, and threw two of their catapults into the chasm before being killed by their knights. A few jumps later i took out one of their towers. I got to the flag 5 times (while i could easily get to their side, they still had more defenses before their tent) and i got the flag into the chasm twice.

The first time i fell to my death in red territory, and they quickly retrieved it.

The second time, however, I made it down alive, dodged a couple of their knights, only to find 3 knights attacking a blue tower, with 5 blues sitting on top of it. Now what did my teammates do when they saw me running towards them with the flag? Well, they sat on the tower, and did absolutely nothing.

Nope, not a thing.

They outnumbered the reds, yet they were still too scared to come and help me. With only half a heart left, and 2 reds closing on me from behind, I attempted to throw the flag over our tower to my blue friends. I jumped, pointed the cursor into the air, and threw the flag. It went up... and straight back down into the reds. they then proceeded to stab me in the back, then destroy my carcass. Ooooooh, so close. If only they hadn't nerfed flag throwing.

The moral of this story is: only count on your teammates if you know who they are, cause there are some really... really... REALLY stupid people who play this game.
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I'm sure lots of other people have better stories that tell of success and not idiocy, so let me hear them! ^_^

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off topic: Just for fun, i copied your message, put it in microsoft word, and got rid of the line breaks... and just to let ya know, I now love line breaks too.

On topic: I play on the mole server 90% of the time and for some reason, the second the guy lands with 1 heart, he is raped and the other team gets a free kill.

 

Jlordo911, you don't lose all of your hearts when bomb-jumping if you do it right

 

This sums up my para-trooping experiences. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_UNenU69yU&feature=plcp

 

So...PRO.

 

Just recently went behind someone's base with 0(.25) hearts after the landing. Proceeded to murder the first 6 blues that ran out to kill me. And that was an unplanned drop, I flew half way across the map because of a blue's bomb. YOLO

 

Ohhhh! Another excuse to post my amazing Rambo moment!

 

Well, I bomb jumped off a collapsing building, landing inside the door of a tower killing an archer, then I proceeded to blow up the keg storage the enemy team had with a bomb, and with my last bomb I took the flag and bomb jumped out of there