Vending Machine

You get SCP-26.
I put in a fire hydrant.

 

You get a fireball that burns your house down. (You seem quite unlucky with fire)
I put in a cowboy.

 

Heh, my parents always did mind me not to play with fire! :p

You get cowboy boots.
I put in the vending machine.

 

The vending machine refused the impostor and spit it out, which exploded and set your brand new mansion ( which you had bought since you old one burned down) on fire...:P

I put in a selfish shellfish.

 

You become a barnacle.
I put in jlordo911 the barnacle.

 

You receive Google maps directions to Osama's Hidden Barracks. Yes, I know this is a horrible 'joke'.
I put in a bar of lethally acidic soap.

Probably one of the creepier ones, IMO. But then again that's probably just my mind making up weird shit that I never read about it anyway.

 

You Get DEAD
i put in a soda

 

You get a glass of water (trollface)
You put in a mechanical zebra

 

You get a mechanic dressed in zebra prints.
I put in a mouse made out of cheese.

 

You get some cheese made out of mouse.
I put in Batman.

 

You get a goat.
I put in a quilt.

 

You get a goatskin quilt.
I put in your goatskin quilt.

 

You get a quiltskin goat.
You put in an HTML code.

 

You get a random website.
I put in a baloney sandwich.

 

You get a seaside baloney witch.
I put in a sentrybot

 

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REVIVAL

plz...?

You get a demoman.
I put in a Kouji.

 

you get nicholas cage

I put in a dead narwhal