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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
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    Granted however the second you touch it, it combusts destroying itself and burning you to death
    I with for a signed photo of batman
     
    TotalPotato, Jan 12, 2013
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  2. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    The mailer it was in was actually a bomb. It explodes, killing and burning you batman photo:eek:
    I wish that Clint Eastwood wasn't crazy
     
    Guitarman, Jan 12, 2013
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  3. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but now his movies are shit.

    I wish that I hadn't just dropped a fresh canvas on the floor. ;-;
     
    Hella, Jan 12, 2013
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  4. Froghead48

    Froghead48 Haxor

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    Your wish has been granted, but you dropped several more out of your window somehow :huh?:

    I wish that whoever wishes to ruin this wish, has their wish ruined.
     
    Froghead48, Jan 12, 2013
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  5. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but your wish was ruined.
    I wish for my wish to not be corrupt.
     
    Ninja12, Jan 12, 2013
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  6. Froghead48

    Froghead48 Haxor

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    I dont grant your wish.

    I wish for a donut.
     
    Froghead48, Jan 12, 2013
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  7. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but it turns out that it fell into a toilet filled with shit and it was washed off with pee.
    I wish for you to eat your donut and die, and that no matter what, it was granted, and that this wish was not able to be corrupt (cheater?).
     
    Ninja12, Jan 12, 2013
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  8. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]

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    Granted, Froghead48 will now have to eat the donut and your wish remains incorruptible.

    I wish that you and Froghead switch places before he eat that donut.
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Jan 12, 2013
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  9. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but it turns out that Froghead48 was already in my body, and thus, we switched, and now he's eating that donut.
    I wish that I had a ton of money, and bought as many Slim Jims as I could, and I didn't die by eating all of them.
     
    Ninja12, Jan 12, 2013
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  10. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Wish granted, you didn't die, but, hell, in a couple of hours your gonna have the shits so bad that you'll wish you had.

    I wish I had more candles.
     
    Hella, Jan 12, 2013
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  11. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but they all smelled like moose crap.
    I wish that Hella was a cat.
     
    Ninja12, Jan 12, 2013
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  12. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted, but he claws your eyes out.
    I wish for more nyan cats:p
     
    Guitarman, Jan 12, 2013
    #132
  13. AL3X_j_M

    AL3X_j_M Shipwright

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    Granted, but the Nyan cats turn out to be genetically engineered from the original cat form of Hella, and they claw your eyes out.

    I wish that someone would ruin my wish for world peace.
     
    AL3X_j_M, Jan 12, 2013
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  14. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but there was no world peace, people told you that though.
    I wish that I didn't have a wish, and paradoxes don't exist.
     
    Ninja12, Jan 12, 2013
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  15. AL3X_j_M

    AL3X_j_M Shipwright

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    Your wish to not have a wish is granted since paradoxes no longer exist, causing a future self of yours travels back in time and murder you; your future self is Bruce Willis.

    I wish for hydrogen to possess two valence electrons, successfully ruining Chemistry for all posterity.
     
    AL3X_j_M, Jan 12, 2013
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  16. maplelord

    maplelord Shipwright

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    Granted but since I got no Idea what your talking about I just make "I wish for hydrogen to possess two valence electrons, successfully ruining Chemistry for all posterity" a meme
    I wish for a plate so I use a bad wish
     
    maplelord, Jan 13, 2013
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  17. PumpkingSlice

    PumpkingSlice Base Burner

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    Granted, but your plate cracked in half.

    I wish for visual effects that I can use at my fingertips.
     
    PumpkingSlice, Jan 13, 2013
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  18. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    Granted but you lose your finger and eyes.

    I wish for a awesome and epic ending to ArL
     
    Lord_bugg, Jan 13, 2013
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  19. PumpkingSlice

    PumpkingSlice Base Burner

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    Granted but you was never given an opportunity to experience it.
     
    PumpkingSlice, Jan 13, 2013
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  20. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but you already like dicks so the outcome was ineffective.

    I wish I had more film for my camera.
     
    Hella, Jan 13, 2013
    #140
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