Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted..

I wish that Hellas camera burns.

 

Granted, but then the world becomes a dark place without Hella.

I wish Hella for President!

 

Granted, but now your old phone cries in misery as it has been replaced.

I wish for hella to draw me a cool avatar like sir salami's.

 

Granted but he didn't like it so he deleted and was never seen from the public
I wish for any old sand just because I don't like wishes

 

I wish maplelord hadnt ruined my wish.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

Granted, but it was A DISGUSTING SLIME FISH.
I wish Lord_bugg ate his slime(fish).

 

Granted, but he fused with the slime and evolved into another dimension.

I wish for the universe to implode into void.

 

Granted, but the void exploded and somehow remade the universe/

I wish that unicorns cease to exist.

 

Granted, however you are part unicorn, and so you cease to exist as well
I wish for a new laptop.

 

Granted, but it was broken.
I wish that FBB didn't tell me to take down all of my Nyan Cats >.<

 

Granted, unfortunately he/she chooses not to, even if you bribe him with sugar cookies.

I wish for my laptop to be repaired.

 

Granted, but when you go to pick it up you slide and go out of control on icy roads and barrel roll down a steep hill and break all your limbs and eventually get eaten by a pack of coyotes before anybody can find you

I wish not to get so angry at kag

 

granted but you got angry later
I wish for a letter on the internet

 

Granted, but ou later failed in life.

I wish the snow to just instantly set instead of waiting forever for it to build up.

 

Granted, but the weight of compacted snow falling from the sky crushes everything it hits.
I wish for a film camera.

 

Granted, but you forgot to get the shell off when filming aliens.

I wish i was gifted every game in the world.