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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

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    Granted, you are subjected to the unimaginable pain and suffering of having your entire present existance erased and restarted as that of a new character in the show MLP:FiM.

    I wish for a star that shoots people with a shotgun.
     
    Jim_Dale, Jan 29, 2013
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  2. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but due to the distance of the star from any kind of human life, it's shots are wildly inaccurate, and only go on for as long as the shotgun hasn't simple disintegrated in the massive heat of it's solar arms.

    I wish my nose was unblocked.
     
    Hella, Jan 29, 2013
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  3. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Granted but now your sexual organs is blocked, making it impossible to have children... among other things.
    I wish for a batmobile.
     
    feet, Jan 29, 2013
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  4. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Wish Granted. You now own a batmobile, but sadly Robin has crashed it while he was out driving.

    I wish for an invisible jet.
     
    Ratka, Jan 29, 2013
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  5. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but you forgot where you parked it, and oh god it's really good at not being found.

    I really need a piss. I wish my sexual organs were unblocked.
     
    Hella, Jan 29, 2013
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  6. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Wish granted. Now they've been removed.
    I wish for a a Pegasus.
     
    feet, Jan 29, 2013
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  7. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but it was dirty, filthy, and it was just born, and you don't know 'How To Train Your Pegasus'.
    I wish.
     
    Ninja12, Jan 29, 2013
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  8. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

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    Granted, but.
    I wish for Hella's sexual organs to be remade of bronze.
     
    Jim_Dale, Jan 30, 2013
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  9. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Wish Granted. Hella now has sexual organs made of bronze, but they are not attached.

    I wish for a syringe filled with Chloral Hydrate.
     
    Ratka, Jan 30, 2013
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  10. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but it's physically stuck within your leg.

    I wish my bronze sexual organs were attached to me.
     
    Hella, Jan 30, 2013
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  11. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Wish Granted. Your bronze sexual organs are now attached to your mouth.

    I wish for a Thaumonomicon.
     
    Ratka, Jan 30, 2013
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  12. maplelord

    maplelord Shipwright

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    Granted you got a "Thaumonomicon" <[this is your Thaumonomicon and this too]
    I wish for hella to be back to normal
     
    maplelord, Feb 1, 2013
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  13. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but now I'm normal, and I liked my brazen manparts.

    I wish I had them back, but they were in the right anatomical positions.
     
    Hella, Feb 1, 2013
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  14. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Wish granted. Your brazen manparts are back and in the right anatomical positions... on a mannequin.

    I wish that Hella would be more specific with his wishes.
     
    Ratka, Feb 1, 2013
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  15. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Wish granted.

    I wish that Ratka's face were ravaged by a hound of screaming bears, at least 10 ft tall each, with blue fur.
     
    Hella, Feb 1, 2013
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  16. Ratka

    Ratka Shipwright

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    Wish Granted. My face has been ravaged by a hound owned by screaming bears which are ten feet tall each, with blue fur.

    I wish for a cloning machine.
     
    Ratka, Feb 1, 2013
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  17. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, but it uses clones as fuel.

    I wish for a very silly hat.
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Feb 1, 2013
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  18. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but it only works when used on me. DAMMIT.

    You get your hat, but it slips over your eyes a lot. TAKE THAT, YOU NINJA, YOU!

    I wish I had a clone buddy, and we would do cool things together, like play table tennis, and take ballroom dancing classes and stuff.
     
    Hella, Feb 1, 2013
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  19. PumpkingSlice

    PumpkingSlice Base Burner

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    Granted. But it ran away the nest day to be freinds with Justi01.

    I wish for nice things.
     
    PumpkingSlice, Feb 1, 2013
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  20. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, you get me.

    I wish my clone would kill Justi and become my friend again. ;-;
     
    Hella, Feb 1, 2013
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