Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, but years later, after finding out that you don't have a bellybutton, you get into an existential depression and kill yourself.

I wish I could know what people ate at breakfast just by looking at them.

 

Granted, you know what people at at breakfast by looking at them because they aren't visibly really hungry and/or emaciated. If they ate at breakfast, they would be satisfied, and un-emaciated.

I wish my bed was a time machine.

 

Damm you, twisting my intention.
Granted, but it only take you to the future at the speed of 1 second per second.

I wish for a self-replicating dollar

 

Granted, you failed. You missed one reply out.

I wish that my bed was a time machine, and I could go back in time and make my post relevant to Unnamed's wish-lacking post.

 

So do I.

I wish that Pumpking had a no avatar again.

 

Granted. He now have another avatar that everyone except you can see.

I wish I had a self-replicating dollar.

 

Granted, but it evolved and took over the world.

I wish Unnameds question mark avatar was upside-down and back-to-front.

 

Granted.

I wish for pumpking slice to be raped.

 

I refuse to grant that wish. Think about the spawn! ;-;

I wish Unnamed had never posted that. Ever.

 

Already granted, but I erased your memory after showing you.

I wish a better headphone.

 

Granted.

I wish pumpkin to play with me now, at action, as an acher with full zoom in and not corrupt this wish.

EDIT:

Spoiler: This is how the game went

Raided by 2 catas, no base, Red team owning us when we got there. Then, 3 minutes to the end of the game, we found out that they made a tunnel from behind red base. Blue wins on the last 3 seconds. Awesome game.