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The Haiku of KAG (general KAG poetry thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cleggy, Feb 8, 2013.

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  1. Conquerer

    Conquerer Shark Slayer

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    everyone's cruel.
    I hate you so very much
    damn I got to go
     
    Conquerer, Mar 31, 2013
    #81
  2. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Well look at that post
    Conquerer you haiku nazi
    What is wrong with you
     
    Guitarman, Mar 31, 2013
    #82
  3. lavalord

    lavalord Haxor Staff Alumni Donator Tester

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    cough... this is 4 syllables cough...
     
    lavalord, Mar 31, 2013
    #83
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  4. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Bombs fly through the air,
    Gibs gibs gibs gibs gibs gibs gibs.
    Gibs gibs gibs gibs. Gibs.
     
    Hella, Mar 31, 2013
    #84
  5. Conquerer

    Conquerer Shark Slayer

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    Do you have a cough? Get well soon!
    im nazi
     
    Conquerer, Mar 31, 2013
    #85
  6. CookieEpic

    CookieEpic Shopkeep Stealer

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    1.0 is near
    KAG fans are jumping with joy
    Lag delays the beta.
     
    CookieEpic, Apr 5, 2013
    #86
  7. Pecola1033

    Pecola1033 Drill Rusher
    1. Delta Force - Delta

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    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator
     
    Pecola1033, Apr 5, 2013
    #87
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  8. ParaLogia

    ParaLogia tired Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester Official Server Admin

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    Try writing something
    That's original, for once.
    No like for you, bub!
     
    ParaLogia, Apr 5, 2013
    #88
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  9. Pecola1033

    Pecola1033 Drill Rusher
    1. Delta Force - Delta

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    like yours isnt ^ - ^
     
    Pecola1033, Apr 5, 2013
    #89
  10. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Pec's is copied? What!
    *Google searches haiku* Gasp!
    My like is withdrawn.
     
    feet, Apr 5, 2013
    #90
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  11. Conquerer

    Conquerer Shark Slayer

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    Hail Lord God Blingo,
    his might is so impressive!
    He destroys his foes!

    *by crushing them with his foot*
     
    Conquerer, Apr 5, 2013
    #91
  12. Pecola1033

    Pecola1033 Drill Rusher
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    Didnt say mine was copied -.-
    </br>--- merged: Apr 5, 2013 10:08 PM ---</br>
    haikus are stupid
    just like paralogia
    what a fart face dude
     
    Pecola1033, Apr 5, 2013
    #92
  13. eamono

    eamono Arsonist

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    Bomb jumper flying
    Gracefully through sunny skies
    He hit spikes and died


    I trained for days
    I mastered slashes and bombs
    death by jab spammer


    I collapse the base
    When timer reads 10 seconds
    called a greifer


    I got tons of coins
    I buy a shiny new keg
    arrow hits the keg


    I use the tunnel
    That used to lead to red base
    yet i go nowhere
     
    eamono, Apr 6, 2013
    #93
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  14. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Insulting someone
    Because they're right, (unlike you)
    Is not very cool.
     
    feet, Apr 6, 2013
    #94
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  15. cleggy

    cleggy Arsonist

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    Incorrect! A mistake based upon the common misconception that "cruel" has only one syllable. I must, I'm afraid, inform you that the word in question has two syllables thus invalidating your post.

    Before correcting someone or pointing out their mistakes, be SURE you are right to avoid dicks like me smugly correcting you.

    Sources: http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/cruel.html
     
    cleggy, Apr 6, 2013
    #95
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  16. Pecola1033

    Pecola1033 Drill Rusher
    1. Delta Force - Delta

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    stop copying the web
    Its cheap to do such a thing
    im disapointed
     
    Pecola1033, Apr 6, 2013
    #96
  17. eamono

    eamono Arsonist

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    Beware of cleggy
    Who is always here watching
    smugly correcting
     
    eamono, Apr 6, 2013
    #97
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  18. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    At least spell words right,
    And use good grammar when you
    Tell someone off, please.
     
    feet, Apr 6, 2013
    #98
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  19. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Barely ten percent
    Of these haiku feature KAG.
    Is this for misc yet?
     
    Hella, Apr 6, 2013
    #99
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  20. cleggy

    cleggy Arsonist

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    The average game told in haiku:

    Building a tower,
    Angrily emoting at,
    Knights; get out the way!

    The timer does end,
    The red barrier ceases,
    We are not ready...

    The first of the blue,
    Reaches the crest of the hill,
    To arms men! To arms!

    They are at the wall,
    Climbing each others shields,
    Why aren't we the same?

    Drop some blocks on them,
    Many are lacerated,
    We could still win this!

    Their identical,
    Lack of planning is funny,
    As we counter-strike!

    Cutting through swaths of,
    Cowardly blue men-at-arms,
    I have reached the flag!

    Isolated I,
    Do the only thing I can,
    Throw the thing and die...

    Respawn in time to,
    See the capture of the flag,
    Your work forgotten.

    Just when you think it,
    Couldn't get any shitter,
    Server team-swaps you.


    The end.
     
    cleggy, Apr 6, 2013
    #100
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