Corrupt a wish!

Your wish is granted, enjoy being deaf!
I wish that next KAB build would take out the drowning slowness and stone tech.

 

Your wish is granted, you had such a device (note tense).
I wish I could pass myself off as witty.

 

Your wish is granted, but you wasted it not doing anything.
I wish the last title was "The Sherperd of this Hed of Sharks", instead of "Swift Swimmer".

 

Wish granted. Sharks were taken out of the game.
I want to be buried in bacon.

 

You're wish is granted. You are no longer intrested in games. I wish mny pots weer tpyo fre.

 

You should corrupt it, not make it better.

You died of a rare illness that seems to have something to do with typo's...

I wish I could be a koala.

 

Your wish is granted, you had the potentkal to be a koala; however, you aren't. I wish to know why I dislike bacon.
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Your wish is granted, you had the potentkal to be a koala; however, you aren't. I wish to know why I dislike bacon.

 

Granted, it's because you are a pig. A big, fat, round, mouthwatering pig.

I wish for anime batman.

 

Your wish is granted, but it's terrible.
I wish feet was foot.

 

Not granted, you bastard!

I wish that the Sims 4 was already released.

 

Wish is granted, but nothing changed. Because of the utter uselessness of the wish, it made the entire universe's infrastructure collapse and degrade into a primitive bulk of explosives. After 0.00004 seconds of existence, this bulk started igniting and exploded. Thank you for destroying our universe -> as we know it.

I wish for the summer holiday to come.

 

Granted. I hope you like living in a desert!

I wish my brother wasn't a jackass.