Corrupt a wish!

Granted. You fall into a permanent coma.

I wish I could relax a bit more.

 

Granted, all of your muscles all numb, you can no longer not lounge around.
I wish I could play KAG right now.

 

granted, But you blow get blown up by a bomb when you spawn.

I wish my sister wasnt a bieber...

 

Granted. Your sister is no longer a bieber, you are.
I wish for all the conspiracy theories to be true.

 

Granted, one of them is you're your own mum

I wish for moar cash.

 

Your wish is granted, but know shops use other things to buy stuff. Money is no longer the currency of ANY country.
I wish everything was free.

 

Granted. That includes the very vicious kraken that has a hankering for your flesh.

I wish I owned a kraken.

 

Granted, before you get anything, some piece of shit bought your house, your life and identity (for free) and quit your job (cos its his job now), killed your kids, F***ed your wife, and bailed out of jail for $0 due to everything being free, gave your identity back to you and you are now a federal fudgitive for the above actions that you committed. Grats.

I wish everything was free.

 

Granted, before you get anything, some piece of shit bought your house, your life and identity (for free) and quit your job (cos its his job now), killed your kids, F***ed your wife, and bailed out of jail for $0 due to everything being free, gave your identity back to you and you are now a federal fudgitive for the above actions that you committed. Grats.

I wish everything was free.

EDIT: It was copied from you feet cause you wished same as me.

 

Spoiler: everything was free

Granted, before you get anything, some piece of shit bought your house, your life and identity (for free) and quit your job (cos its his job now), killed your kids, F***ed your wife, and bailed out of jail for $0 due to everything being free, gave your identity back to you and you are now a federal fudgitive for the above actions that you committed. Grats.

EDIT: It was copied from you feet cause you wished same as me.

I NOW wish everything was super expensive

 

You couldn't afford anything. You die.

I wish for super healing powers... and a cup of drinkable willnotkillme tea.

 

The tea was a lie

I wish MCrypa knew who poisioned the tea X3

 

granted, it was me, for corrupting my wish.

I wish this thread was about corrupting wishes. (heeheh paradox)

 

Your wish is granted, but that doesn't result in a paradox.
I wish that the next thing I said while coming up to random people was aplicable to what they were talking about (it never is ).

 

Granted, they're talking about cheese.

I wish i knew what Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ment

 

Granted.
I wish I knew what ment meant.

 

Granted. It is considered the longest word in the english language and is the name of a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silica (ash) dust from volcanoes.

I wish you had thought of googling it first.
Click here

 

Granted, ButIdidnt feel like it

i wish you read the post before yours instead of posting for my post.

 

Granted, but he posted to your's anyways.
I wish I hadn't pm'd him about not linking to my word before rereading the context.