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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

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  1. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but it doesn't do as many things as one which does break down and fuck up. In fact it doesn't do many things at all, really. It makes toast, though.

    I wish you guys could spell Beyonce, unless, of course, you mean her, her or this fine lady.
     
    Hella, Jul 5, 2013
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  2. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Granted, everi onz spellin but dat wurd is shited upe.
    I wish for a bicycle.
     
    keyofdoor, Jul 5, 2013
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  3. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted, You are given Calvin's bicycle.
    I wish for a piccolo banjo.
     
    Guitarman, Jul 5, 2013
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  4. Conquerer

    Conquerer Shark Slayer

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    Granted, but it was destroyed by evil knights intent on world domination.

    I wish for a pony.
     
    Conquerer, Jul 6, 2013
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  5. Digger101

    Digger101 Shark Slayer

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    Granted but the pony fart's 24/7 and never stops

    I wish for a goldfish.
     
    Digger101, Jul 6, 2013
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  6. sheek

    sheek Horde Gibber

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    Granted but it will die after a week, like all goldfish because you forgot to feed it.

    I wish for a tame lion that gives me rides to wherever I want to go.
     
    sheek, Jul 7, 2013
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  7. eamono

    eamono Arsonist

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    Granted but the lion has no limbs and has to roll around wherever it goes

    I wish for a pet narwhal
     
    eamono, Jul 7, 2013
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  8. Ninja12

    Ninja12 Haxor

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    Granted, but the narwhal has malaria and infected you with it's tooth (horn) and you died.

    I wish for no wish for a wish to wish a no wish a wish no fish a dish on a wish cow. Tree 2.
     
    Ninja12, Jul 7, 2013
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  9. eamono

    eamono Arsonist

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    granted but a hulk hogan will do a body-slam on you in 30 minutes

    I wish for world peace
     
    eamono, Jul 7, 2013
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  10. sheek

    sheek Horde Gibber

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    Granted, but it will only last for 3 days and then there will be a world war z.

    I wish I was a golden hawk
     
    sheek, Jul 7, 2013
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  11. eamono

    eamono Arsonist

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    granted but it will fly away and take a 4 ton shit on your car

    i wish that people were less retarted
     
    eamono, Jul 7, 2013
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  12. Digger101

    Digger101 Shark Slayer

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    Granted but you have to teach them for the rest of your llife

    I wish cows could talk
     
    Digger101, Jul 7, 2013
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  13. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Granted, they talk only when you're not around and say things that're bad about you.
    I wish that my dreams came true.
     
    keyofdoor, Jul 7, 2013
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  14. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted, but it was only the trippy dreams that you got from eating cheese before bed that came true.
    I wish for a Babel Fish
     
    Guitarman, Jul 7, 2013
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  15. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but it's also a vicious carnivore, and makes constant attempts to eat your head from the inside out.

    I wish people could spell 'retarded' correctly. What retarts.
     
    Hella, Jul 8, 2013
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  16. Conquerer

    Conquerer Shark Slayer

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    Granted but they all die because their brain power increased by 1% and Hella is the only one left in the universe.

    I wish for an indestructible sword that will slay an all-powerful entity.
     
    Conquerer, Jul 8, 2013
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  17. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted but it's worthess because there are no all-powerful entities.
    I wish for a normal banjo.
     
    Guitarman, Jul 8, 2013
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  18. eamono

    eamono Arsonist

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    granted but next time your canoe-ing down a creek you will hear a banjo
    I wish for a flying dog
     
    eamono, Jul 8, 2013
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  19. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted, but it's likely to splash instead of conventional landing methods for solid ground, as pioneered by birds for the past forever.

    I wish that the government would actually let me have the money they give everyone else so that we learn cool shit.
     
    Hella, Jul 8, 2013
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  20. sheek

    sheek Horde Gibber

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    Not granted, im sorry but the government is a bunch of nicely dressed assholes.

    I wish I got one dollar for every kill I got on Action.
     
    sheek, Jul 8, 2013
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