Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted, you're killed for homosexuality.

I wish Apronymous would stop being a cunt and put effort to this thread.

 

The thread dies because of over-effortness and all power grids are overloaded resulting in mass-suicides and nuclear warheads malfunctioning and killing all humans on the planet.

I wish for a house made of dynamite.

 

Granted, it's a beautiful house that stands the test of time for all millenia.
I wish Afro's server could be up more.

 

Granted, depending on whether you are a mac or pc guy

I wish I had the power to control all cats.

 

:p
X3

 

Granted, one of the Blue migrants is now Shadlington. As a downside, you gib instantly as you dare to touch him.
I wish for people on King Arthur's Gold Facebook page to be a community like the forums one.

 

Wish granted, it spawns with no support and so collapses.
I wish today was a rainy day.

 

https://www.facebook.com/nerroc.ari There. That is my facebook.

I wish that the building forums were gone.

 

Granted, just because people think they are creative but really aren't.

I wish this thread would help my message count go up:(

 

E: Got ninja'd
Granted, it's the only thread that adds to your message count because it is now the only thread you can post in.
I wish for a longbow with arrows included.

 

Granted, but the arrows are damaged.
I wish people would agree on a universal edit indication.

 

Not granted, people can never agree on anything.

I wish to date Robert Downey Jr, in a non-homosexual way.

 

Granted, you are a woman.
I wish I had something good notharmful food.

 

Granted, you are now willing to consider a variety of your own secretions as food.
I wish I had more time in my day to spend invest in various pointless endeavors.