Chickens (Cluck Cluck)

Hahaha, spidermaning your way over...and now I wonder why the archers aren't carried easier by the chickens...hmm...that could be some legit spiderman action, with archers!

Half a map or three forths of a map is still pretty decent! Add a well timed bomb jump and you get further, which is cool. That much of a map is pretty useful in capture the halls (but not as OP, as people tend to cover their bases well) for traveling, yet not as many of those maps have chickens from what I remember?

I do say archers should be able to use chickens a bit better than they currently do, but maybe that is just my spider sense tingling...

 

I think its terrible putting a base/hall/flag point in a valley. It just ruins mountain maps

 

This is true, not alot of maps have the glorious chicken. But when they do... dumbass knights come in and murder them. :I

A few days ago, managed to make an epic bomb jump with a chicken... after having to catch the chicken in the 5 second window between me, and death xD

 

Can someone explain to me why people enter matches and have this unhealthy urge to murder chickens?
Do they expect Chicken Pies?
Do they expect chickens go in, pies come out?

Also yeah, or in my case going to grab the chicken and...for some reason sticking the bomb in my inventory instead of throwing it...um...

 

That is an effective way to become a suicide bomber, let me tell you what.
What they can't hit will soon be blowing up on their wall, and down their wall... if they have more than one bomb primed.

I find the people derpier than the actually chickens.
Give them a little space [say the space that the kitchen takes up], and you'll have more than you need.
When using them, be sure not to stay in the enemies' airspace too long, Not only does this look stupid, but you are letting them get the drop on you.

 

I think I done that once... it was glorious... xD

 

Um.... are good. And lay eggs. But you can FLY with ?!?! ExCUSE me, but thats a little O.P and is submitting cheatery can't fly any way. This game it unrealistic anyway.

And Sirpixelot, where on earth did you get that signature picture

 

Wow now I have seen the baddest thread of them all.

 

It's not super easy to deal with a knight... if the knight understands his surroundings and uses them accordingly then it's quite hard... and with a chicken... quick getaways. o-o

--- Double Post Merged, Oct 28, 2013, Original Post Date: Oct 28, 2013 ---

Chickens mentioned on this thread: I wanna be, the very worst. That no one ever was! (Dun dun dun dun) To kill time is my real test. To troll them is my cause!
I will travel across this site, searching far and wide (dun dun dun dun) Teach people to understand, how worthless they are now
Chicken time! Gotta kill them all! It's you and me, just gotta kill those chickies. Chicken time! Ohh I once was cool, now I'm turned into a tool
Chicken time! A sword so true, In the ass of your own kind!
Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face, I will battle every day, to claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right, There's no better team, Arm in claw we'll win the fight, It's always been our dream.
Chicken time! Gotta kill them all! It's you and me, just gotta kill those chickies. Chicken time! Ohh I once was cool, now I'm turned into a tool
(Annd that's where I suddenly pass out from my laughter xD)

 

UNDERSTAND YOUR SURROUNDINGS

 

Yes. I've done that before actually with my chicken. Just... wall jumped back and forth between one tower and another easily avoiding the incoming knights for atleast 5 minutes xD

 

That was acctually the title of a song but yeah
I've acctually made my chiken fly to the oponent's base, unfortunatly i didn't make it...

 

Chickens are useful when having to cross an ocean... but without a chicken. This song comes to mind.
https://soundcloud.com/tdrloid/under-the-booty
(I also know that a forum mod will hate me for this, please.. for the love of god... this is on topic... somewhat... xD)

 

/give RadioActive EGGS 100000000000
It doesn't matter that every time me and my chicken get rekt!
This is one of the best things! Right after cata knockback when you hit it. Shame on those who voted for derpy chickens.

 

Chickens are awesome and absolutley fine. I dont even want to explain why. Counter it with a wall. Or shoot them with archers.





This threads are getting worse and worse. Best thing would be after you lost butthurt a game to remove everything out of the game, meet on nice meadow, give archers 300% more damage and nuclear missiles, remove damage and shield from the knight and kill everything by instakill.

 

I love chickens. Today on Australian CTF some friends and I were holding chickens and then getting fired from a catapult. It was so funny! I loved it.

 

Someone should mod this... xD
It's not hard from what it seems.. just raise up the damage on everything xD

 

I think chickens are pretty cool. Firstly, they help you fly. Duh. Yes, obvious, but I like flying! Secondly, eggs! yumyumyumyum Lastly, dead chicken corpses help with the scenery somewhat, does it not?
Anyway, it's not that OP in my humble opinion, because it's easy for a builder to just counter it by sticking a wall with spikes on it on a tower...

 

Unless that tower is about a block lower than your own tower.. and the only other way to get over is by catapult since that pushes you up into the air some. :o