Log in which i spoke German for 45 minutes.

I spent this match trying to communicate with a guy named akuntakentey, i thought he was German but he turned out to be Aussie... he spoke like 3 times throughout the whole game... i just read the chat log and had a good laugh at my expense... so i decided to post it here... sorry for anyone who was offended by my crappy German.

[105 Established connection to master server; waiting for servers list...
[155 Requesting list...
[155 Master : authentication succesful
[168 Received 36 servers
Total 151 people playing
[359 Trying to connect...
[394 New player joined the game
[394 New player joined the game
[394 New player joined the game
[394 New player joined the game
[394 Unnamed player is now known as OP lord_mellowz
[394 Unnamed player is now known as akuntakentey
[394 Unnamed player is now known as AUSS static
[399 Unnamed player is now known as AUSS Darksteel
[1026 <AUSS Darksteel> oh, hey static
[1628 <AUSS Darksteel> wth?
[2626 <AUSS Darksteel> what r u doing?
[5017 <AUSS Darksteel> hello?
[7019 <AUSS Darksteel> can you say something guy?
[8928 <AUSS Darksteel> you do realize that thats pretty pointless, right?
[11935 New player joined the game
[11943 Unnamed player is now known as Beanpaste
[13819 New player joined the game
[13825 Unnamed player is now known as Taricus
[15108 <AUSS Darksteel> Taricus, do you have any idea what this guy is doing?
[15308 <Taricus> No.
[17633 <AUSS Darksteel> WHY YOU NO TALK?
[20271 <AUSS Darksteel> POINTLESS CONSTRUCTION NO 1
[22257 New player joined the game
[22260 Unnamed player is now known as SovereignWhite
[22510 Beanpaste left the game
[26004 <AUSS Darksteel> SPECHA SPANIOL?
[28668 <AUSS Darksteel> dutch?
[29180 <AUSS Darksteel> any language whatsoever?
[29473 <AUSS Darksteel> ...
[32473 <AUSS Darksteel> Guten tag, vie heist due?
[32686 <AUSS Darksteel> no?
[32961 <AUSS Darksteel> just respond dammit!
[33200 AUSS static left the game
[34179 <AUSS Darksteel> Konichiwa
[34545 <AUSS Darksteel> howdy!
[35259 <AUSS Darksteel> purple submarine!
[36259 <AUSS Darksteel> talking to hat guy is like talking to a brick wall
[36799 <AUSS Darksteel> speak
[37723 <AUSS Darksteel> Bonjure!
[38363 <AUSS Darksteel> jump if you understand me
[39743 <AUSS Darksteel> maybe he speaks mandarin chinese... : /
[42212 <AUSS Darksteel> Das ist meine hamburger!
[42457 <Taricus> XD
[43001 <AUSS Darksteel> vie heist watermelon
[43794 <AUSS Darksteel> olive oil
[43869 New player joined the game
[43887 Unnamed player is now known as gamezaha1112
[44692 <AUSS Darksteel> tag, ich bin Dark,
[45666 New player joined the game
[45670 Unnamed player is now known as [HA] Asterix
[46100 <[HA] Asterix> this is an epic map!
[46613 <AUSS Darksteel> check red base asterix
[46749 <[HA] Asterix> nice mellowz
[47092 <[HA] Asterix> yeah i will haha
[47879 <AUSS Darksteel> im dealing with a silent guy, i think he speaks german
[48756 <[HA] Asterix> lol
[49060 <[HA] Asterix> how the hell do we get out of the base?
[49354 New player joined the game
[49365 Unnamed player is now known as seaslay
[49550 <AUSS Darksteel> ask the german guy
[49956 <AUSS Darksteel> tag akuntakentey
[50297 <[HA] Asterix> errr?
[50333 Taricus left the game
[50372 <[HA] Asterix> mellowz? hahaha
[50557 <AUSS Darksteel> vie heist du?
[51228 <[HA] Asterix> ah
[51448 <AUSS Darksteel> Das ist meine hamburger!
[51979 <[HA] Asterix> ahaha
[52342 <AUSS Darksteel> ich liebe rebecca
[52810 <[HA] Asterix> darksteel are you a girl?
[53044 <[HA] Asterix> fuck haha
[53111 <[HA] Asterix> fell off
[53487 <AUSS Darksteel> liebe= love, rebecca = girlfreind
[53609 <[HA] Asterix> ah
[53647 <[HA] Asterix> hahahhaha
[55109 New player joined the game
[55122 Unnamed player is now known as wokes
[55189 <AUSS Darksteel> vie heist dast Kag2d
[55273 <[HA] Asterix> get me on top
[55609 <[HA] Asterix> haha
[55748 <AUSS Darksteel> w8 i can speak german?
[56435 <wokes> ladder
[56886 <AUSS Darksteel> he doesnt speak english wokes
[57447 <[HA] Asterix> omfg
[57481 <[HA] Asterix> lol
[58225 <[HA] Asterix> can i have bombs?
[58533 <[HA] Asterix> pass
[58552 <AUSS Darksteel> my leheiren ist eine dunkopf
[58764 <[HA] Asterix> sovereign
[58793 <[HA] Asterix> haha
[58884 <wokes> fucking germany
[59222 <AUSS Darksteel> i said my teacher is a dickhead
[60173 <wokes> ayfkm
[60646 <wokes> HELP
[60757 <[HA] Asterix> omfg
[60845 <[HA] Asterix> this is stupid hahaha
[60877 <wokes> you scared of me
[60877 <AUSS Darksteel> no can do wokes
[61028 seaslay left the game
[61217 <AUSS Darksteel> to busy speaking german
[63324 <wokes> NOOB
[63837 <AUSS Darksteel> is anyone being offended by my crappy german?
[64064 <[HA] Asterix> nope haha
[64243 <wokes> help me
[64624 <AUSS Darksteel> ill help you wokes
[65671 wokes left the game
[65917 <AUSS Darksteel> off wei diesen, dunkopf
[66738 [HA] Asterix joined red team
[67264 <[HA] Asterix> ah im on other team now
[67352 <AUSS Darksteel> hey, das ist meine catapult
[69082 <[HA] Asterix> oh shit
[69190 <AUSS Darksteel> i didnt know i could speak german
[69192 <[HA] Asterix> didnt see you wrote that haha
[70098 <[HA] Asterix> watch ;)
[70218 <AUSS Darksteel> kk
[70426 <[HA] Asterix> ah shit
[70460 <[HA] Asterix> hahahhaa
[70613 <AUSS Darksteel> fail!
[72174 <[HA] Asterix> ahahha
[72355 <SovereignWhite> OW
[72496 <[HA] Asterix> OMG
[72556 <[HA] Asterix> AHHAHHAHAHHAHA
[72677 <AUSS Darksteel> back so soon?
[72801 <[HA] Asterix> ahahahha
[72921 <[HA] Asterix> it was like tennis!
[73072 <[HA] Asterix> he hit me back with the cata!
[74386 <[HA] Asterix> shit
[74411 <[HA] Asterix> haha
[74465 <AUSS Darksteel> Pisswasser!
[74893 <[HA] Asterix> how do you know so much german haha>?
[75607 <AUSS Darksteel> I completed year 8 german with an A graded
[75761 <[HA] Asterix> nice haha
[76917 <[HA] Asterix> fuck
[76957 <SovereignWhite> wiw
[76981 <AUSS Darksteel> fail
[77134 <[HA] Asterix> lol
[77504 <AUSS Darksteel> ich leibe rebecca!
[77969 <[HA] Asterix> collapse lol
[79174 <[HA] Asterix> omg
[79485 <AUSS Darksteel> what?
[79737 <[HA] Asterix> blew myself up
[79802 <[HA] Asterix> lol
[81639 <AUSS Darksteel> do you think that guys actually german?
[82021 <[HA] Asterix> probably not lol
[82823 <AUSS Darksteel> lemme in!
[83573 <[HA] Asterix> block it off again!
[84022 <AUSS Darksteel> he understood you!?!?!?!?!?
[84120 <[HA] Asterix> hahahahhaa
[84520 <AUSS Darksteel> like a spy movie
[84736 <[HA] Asterix> hahaha
[87408 <[HA] Asterix> wehat the hell!
[87457 <AUSS Darksteel> team bridge
[87827 <[HA] Asterix> defying gravity!
[89208 <AUSS Darksteel> ich bin snappy! das einer krockodil
[90535 <AUSS Darksteel> damn, that german guys good
[90662 <[HA] Asterix> haha yea
[91714 <AUSS Darksteel> Das Bombe!
[92986 New player joined the game
[93006 Unnamed player is now known as Elite Wiki99d
[93306 <AUSS Darksteel> hey, at leeast i can speak german
[94629 <AUSS Darksteel> Frankfurta
[95165 <AUSS Darksteel> what, cant handle the truth?
[95297 Elite Wiki99d joined red team
[96482 <AUSS Darksteel> Dutch
[96579 <AUSS Darksteel> ovens
[98343 <[HA] Asterix> aha
[98564 <AUSS Darksteel> hey.. maybe hes japanese?
[98949 <AUSS Darksteel> nuh mu origoto
[99069 New player joined the game
[99083 Unnamed player is now known as krtkolam
[99204 krtkolam joined red team
[99239 krtkolam joined blue team
[99495 krtkolam joined red team
[99567 Elite Wiki99d left the game
[100025 <AUSS Darksteel> nooo! german guy!
[100643 <[HA] Asterix> shit
[101077 <[HA] Asterix> are you japanese?
[101229 <akuntakentey> no
[101324 <[HA] Asterix> hahahahahhaha
[101406 <[HA] Asterix> he said no!
[101555 <[HA] Asterix> what are you?
[101567 <AUSS Darksteel> he speaks!
[101841 <akuntakentey> oi kick this guy
[101939 <[HA] Asterix> kk
[102014 * krtkolam marked by 2 players to leave the game
[102028 krtkolam left the game
[102122 <[HA] Asterix> loled
[102193 <AUSS Darksteel> me?
[102252 <akuntakentey> griefing
[102312 <[HA] Asterix> yeah
[102448 <[HA] Asterix> where are you from?
[102583 <akuntakentey> a vagina
[102635 <AUSS Darksteel> i havent greifed
[102832 <[HA] Asterix> definitely australian
[102851 <[HA] Asterix> lol
[104168 <AUSS Darksteel> so your telling me iv been speaking german all this time for NOTHING!
[104619 <[HA] Asterix> ouch
[105152 <AUSS Darksteel> you could have saved us all a lot of trouble
[106018 <[HA] Asterix> cheers
[106373 <AUSS Darksteel> ...
[106609 <AUSS Darksteel> he could speak
[107168 <[HA] Asterix> omfg
[107473 <AUSS Darksteel> i have 0 hearts
[107833 <[HA] Asterix> invincible?
[108115 <AUSS Darksteel> no just heartbroken
[109031 <AUSS Darksteel> ... i spoke german for 45 minutes
[109835 DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER
[110162 Connection to master server failed

 

It hurts seeing you write everything totally false :P

 

Yeah, Especially repeating something about hamburgers XD

 

did he mean the food or the people from Hamburg?

 

Ich hade en apfelbaumen in meine arschloch! German is so win.

 

lol, I honestly thought the guy was german. I got an A in year 8 German, but that was years ago, i only said what i remembered... and i remembered "Hey, das ist meine hamburger" from a yr 8 txtbook... lol

 

I think one of the only things I learnt in German was from a German art teacher at school (a pretty cool one at that!):

Du hast eine klein shvance!

not sure if I spelt that right hahaha

 

After this I logged back on, I referred to him as "German Guy" but after this part I stopped speaking German.

 

Nur damit du Jungs wissen, ich bin durchaus in der Lage zu sprechen fliessend Deutch, sprach ich in leicht erkennbaren deutschen Phrasen, lol deutschen FTW!

 

so horrible.... asterix you do know what that means, do you?

 

WTF i just pissed myself hahaha :D EPIC!