Make a wish and ruin someone else's

granted, it looks like a poop and tastes like a poop

i wish for a mirror.

 

Granted, but it falls on your face due to some unusual reasons no one understands.

I wish for more wishes.

 

Granted, but then actual bulldogs appear and bite you.

I wish that Facebook will make some massive VRMMORPG like it was described in "Ready Player One" D;

 

granted, but you have to pay for it to unlock full game and download a new launcher with 3 troyans

I wish that DEVs fix the knight hitbox

 

Granted, but several bugs will follow... as well as a legit box for hitting... like a training dummy or those punching bags. ouo

I wish.... that animals can talk so that the age old question, "What does the fox say?" will be answered. xD

 

granted, but all fox will say dingdingdingding, and all people want to know what they say so planet will be overpoblated of fox and you will ehar all the time dingidngidng non-stop

i wish... that titanfall and warframe come out for PS3 and PS4

 

Granted, but the PS3 and PS4 ports will suck. (Plus a titan will actually fall on your house. owo)

I wish I had alot of money D;

 

granted, but the money will be false, and now there a rule of checking false money

i wish that i can be the dragonborn, being undefeteable, (get over it)

 

Granted, but you take a crippling arrow to the knee. (You get married to a violent Khajiit
woman who later shoots you in the knee cuz she suspects you of cheating. You're still undefeatable doe, since you later on Fus Roh Da'd her off a mountain.)

I wish that cake was a lie.

 

granted, but GLAdos will take you to space.

i wish being a great youtuber and my work is playing videogames and uploading them

 

Granted, but then you'd suddenly turn into Pewdiepie.

I wish for nothing.

 

your nothing become ur penis and ur penis is nothing now (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL)

i wish having all the games i want and the best gamer PC

 

Granted, But your legs smell.

I wish I could fuck Katy Perry.

 

granted, but katy perry is using a false penis and she fucks you

i wish for a life without spoilers