[1057] The Pests of KAG...

So, I'm walking, minding my own business... Then--BAM! An arrow smack in the face. So, you'd think this would hurt... Maybe I'd at least have to use a little rubbing alcohol to stop infection. Nope! It's just plain annoying. It does little damage and I can brush it right off.

Now down to business: I feel like archers are flies, sort of. They're always there even after you've swatted them a million times. You want to get rid of them even though you know they do little harm. Just a gentle buzzing noise... Or should I say "a gentle arrow shot"... Whenever I'm fighting another knight, there's always that one archer standing over in the corner, watching the fight while slinging a couple arrows my way. It's always so bothersome. It never hurts, it's just... There! Then, I walk away, having killed both the knight and the archer and I still have full hearts but I have five or more arrows stuck in my head. Sometimes I just wish I could run in with some Raid and spray it all over those dang archers!

 

I think trumble wumbles needs to have a nice long chat with you.

 

Don't hate me for my rash and sometimes overly biased opinions.

 

I'm sorry, but it seems like there's very little freedom of speech here (I guess it would make sense, since KAG is medieval...). But seriously, it's just a thread. Take it for what it is. It doesn't hurt you. This was the correct sub-forum and this type of thread is not at all against the rules. I feel like I can barel say anything on this forum. What an unfriendly community...

 

This is how I feel when archers keep interrupting 1v1's...

Edit: Wow, you guys are fucking butthurt...

 

That's because you just play with archers that suck.

 

I'm all with ya, buddy.

 

umad 1v1 me bro

 

That's kind of the point of archer's. Except not to die; they kill you; I kill you.

 

To me, archers are useless unless they're pros. There isn't that in between stage like with knights.

 

Now that arrow slashing is gone @KingXandercosm I'd reevaluate your thoughts.

 

Only thing besides arrow slashing that I dislike is the apparent fall damage infliction archer-to-knights.

As an Archer, a Knight merely falls 4 blocks onto you and you instantly die; While Archers can fall 20 blocks and simply stun an attacker.

Probably just the way falling feels.

 

I've been simply bumped by an archer that was swinging with his grappling hook and died...

 

i was having a 1v1 (archer v archer) but then aknight jumped in and slashed my head off

 

stay in your tower, minion.
knight is le master race