Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Granted.

I wish that I can get enough money so when I move out, I can get an apartment.

 

Granted, but sadly, the apartment was set on fire, multiple times, with all of your belongings, and your cat, inside it.

I wish that I could be able to live without food, for the internet is my life.

 

Granted but a hacker adds a 2 to binary and everything implodes expecially the internet

i wish @Dargona1018 would git gud

 

Wish Granted,
but he git bad again.

I wish that my family would GET ALONG.

 

Granted but then they all die

I wish everyone was like me

 

Granted, but then the KAG Forums would crash with how many alerts on profile posts everyone would have.

I wish America's government was actually intelligent and took the power out of the people's hands..

 

Granted but then obamacare gets revoked and the poor class dies off(including you yah bum)

I wish that darg would learn how useless america is

 

Granted but then he moves to your country and you're stuck with him.

I wish I could fly

 

Granted, but you fly so high that the wax melts and your wings fall off.

I wish that Punk and me could continue running around, hand-in-hand, highjacking threads until the end of time.

c:​

 

Granted, but overtime other people stop posting. The forums become dead and you two just post random stuff on threads. This would be essentially forum purgatory. Enjoy!

I wish a stable ping <80

 

Granted, but you have to play in your homeland of Kazakhstan where only you are on the servers

I wish I was super rich and famous

 

Granted, but this forum thread's wishes are thrown into the interwebs. Everyone is granted this.
Being famous is then showed at a higher caliber, and the economy rebalances, and in the end, you are still the poorest, both in monetary value and fame.

I wish that I get another question like that, so I can make an insane ruining of it.

 

Granted, but someone Ninja'd your opportunity to ruin it insanely.

I wish the following person would write "I ninja'd your ass" in 5 different languages using proper grammar.

 

Denied. Not doing that. Granted in your imagination.


I wish someone would recommend me a better profile pic.

 

definately a zombie

I wish darg wasnt such a cry baby archer

 

Granted, I sob as knight now.

I wish that there were more Spongebob pics.
Spongebob swag, bitches.

 

Granted but you become alergic to it and develop the scurvy losing all your teeth
I wish zombies ingame looked cooler

 

Granted, but zombies aren't in the game anymore.

I wish for moar pic suggestions.

 

Granted, but your face isn't bootiful enough for us to suggest it.
You then got killed by the Reaper, reason: Jacking a thread for avatar suggestion.

I wish that someone else could post something.