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The Haiku of KAG (general KAG poetry thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cleggy, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. Sytoplasma

    Sytoplasma Haxor

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    Honestly, I tried to find a poetry thread before I made that, but I didn't. So that post was actually supposed to be a new thread. However, I thank the forum moderator (or whoever did it) that took it and added it to this thread.

    Regards,
    Syto
     
  2. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
    1. The Young Blood Collective - [YB]

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    University
    Responsible the choice was
    I missed you people
     
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  3. kodysch

    kodysch Bison Rider Staff Alumni
    1. Archers [Arch] (Recruiting)

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    I don't know you; see
    but maybe friends we can be
    making me happy
     
  4. Sytoplasma

    Sytoplasma Haxor

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    Grappled up tower,
    Builder jumps upon my head,
    Spend five seconds to get him off:

    AND THEN I AM DEAD.

    (ノಥДಥ)ノ︵┻━┻・/
     
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  5. Ozminer

    Ozminer Bison Rider

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    I am bst
    I am bsterer
    I am bstererer
     
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  6. 3p1cL0bster

    3p1cL0bster Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    I once bought a bomb.
    I then tried to do the jump.

    Splatters everywhere.
     
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  7. startselect3

    startselect3 Arsonist

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    KAG consumes me.
    I play it everyday, all day.
    Now I have no life.
     
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  8. We've built this castle!
    It leads us to victory!
    It's our pride and joy!
     
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  9. Sytoplasma

    Sytoplasma Haxor

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    Or so you may think,
    But a kegger now comes near,
    The castle is cleared.

    Kegs are just too strong,
    But bomb arrows are just wrong,
    Spam them- flag room gone. -_-
     
  10. ieatpieandlikepie

    ieatpieandlikepie Drill Rusher

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    STOP OPENING OLD THREADS GUYS THIS WAS FROM 2013 GOD
    --- Double Post Merged, Nov 9, 2014, Original Post Date: Nov 9, 2014 ---
    You guys are so dumb
    Why opening this old thread?
    2013
     
  11. 3p1cL0bster

    3p1cL0bster Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    As Weird as it is,
    This thread is interesting!
    Age does not matter.
     
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  12. Sytoplasma

    Sytoplasma Haxor

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    I made a new thread,
    A brand new poetry thread,
    A mod moved it here.
    --- Double Post Merged, Nov 25, 2014, Original Post Date: Nov 9, 2014 ---
    He's as cool as flames,
    And as smooth as sandpaper,
    Watch out for Syto.
     
  13. PLIKITSUNE

    PLIKITSUNE Catapult Fodder

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    The warrior faces a battle
    With weapons such
    Arrows, shield, sword, axe, spikes
     
  14. UltraMarine_Val

    UltraMarine_Val Bison Rider
    1. FUN Servers

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    This is a story, a story of two brothers
    They wanted gold, they wanted glory
    But they never shared
    And They never fighted

    Somes Unlucky knighs and warriors
    Who gived they honor
    They go to the battle
    Fighting they brothers

    On that battle. Me
    The little knight
    Was in the middle
    The middle of chaos

    Only blood only corps
    What ? Who ? Where to go ?
    He come, he stealed me
    Stealed me from death

    For a fight everyone wanted
    For a fight for the glory
    For a fight for the victory

    On the heart of the storm
    Dacing whis our sword
    Eatch attack was a stab
    A stab on the heart

    On a short moment
    He was near my ear
    Speaking somes words
    They never hear

    The last hit come
    Faster As the glory
    Faster as the victory

    They all yelled
    They all thinked
    I get the glory
    I get the victory

    But i lost something
    Something in the fight
    Someone in the gold
    Someone in the storm

    I walked to my enemis
    Putted his corps in a hole
    Putted a stone and come the words

    When you will walk
    When you will watch
    When you will read
    That words i made

    "I will never forget you, my brother"
     
  15. Juaro

    Juaro Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    Oh Poetry, Oh Poetry,
    why art thou just so cruel to me
    Oh Poetry, Oh Poetry,
    i tooketh an arrow to the knee.


    This belongest into the section of misc
    saveth thy poem on a floppy disc?
    (i think)​
     
  16. Auburn

    Auburn Prepare Yourself! Forum Moderator Staff Alumni Donator Tester
    1. SharSharShar - [SHARK]

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    In a different section, this belongs
    Please lock or remove this strange strange thread
    so we can all continue and move along
    lest all of us fail to get out of bed

    @Galen
     
  17. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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    Threads merged.

    @UltraMarine_Val, you'd actually posted our poem in the correct location the first time. This thread is actually the de facto poetry thread for all KAG-related poetry (and even the occasional piece of non-KAG-related stuff), not just haiku. I made a note to this effect in the OP, but I'll now change the thread title to help reflect this.

    Nice work btw. ::):
     
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  18. startselect3

    startselect3 Arsonist

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    You make me cry.
    You always make me die, why.
    Why @sangfroid why.
     
  19. PixieKeira

    PixieKeira Shopkeep Stealer
    1. Delta Force - Delta

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    KAG Beta opens
    It is shit
    Classic forever
     
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  20. Try not to cut yourself on those edges, yo.
     
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