Make a wish and ruin someone else's

DefinitelyNotSyto: "Granted"

"I wish that people wouldn't jack threads for pic suggestions."

--- Double Post Merged, Nov 5, 2014 ---

Granted. My apologies, DefinitelyNotSyto.

I wish that I wasn't Darg's go-to scapegoat.

 

Granted, but you are now my scapegoat.
I wish for ultimate power over everything.

 

Granted, but your ultimate power backfired and you imploded.

I wish that this thread was more active.

 

Granted, but it's just me.

I wish I could escapegoat this scapegoat job (and that people didn't make bad puns).

 

Granted.
I wish for a decent computer that will play games and not lag.

 

Granted, but the world is a lie and yours is as good as it gets. (Okay maybe not)

I wish for a jellyfish.

 

Granted, but that jellyfish was actually 3 on top of them, and since you used the Glass Artifact, you are immediatly dead. [/RiskOfRainReference]

I wish that more people would play RoR with me.

 

Granted but then you forget your steam password and cant play anymore

i wish my computer was fixed so i could play anything

 

Granted, but I instaled Windows 98. It's faster then Windows 8 you see.

I whish I had skillz.

 

Granted, but your skillz are actually just a bag of skittles.
Yea. .. . . the person who read your post didn't know how to spell skittles....

I wish that PUNK would stop trying to hypothetically steal clan members from me. c:

 

Granted, people have brains. Thing is, those brains are bird brains.

I whish I had an Iron-Man suit.

 

Lies

Granted but now everyone is smarter than you

 

Granted, but the suit is just a costume.

I wish that I didn't have to close Skyrim 3-4 times through task manager before I can actually play it.
Ruin that b*tches . . .

 

Granted, now the first time you open it, you corrupt the file, everytime.

I wish to have any game i want in my hands :O

 

(omg he answered so fast)
Granted, hunters will extint you for your meat (?

I wish to be GabeN

 

Granted, even death was perfect, and it happened before it had to, but in a good way, however you died.

I wish to be a genius in math.

 

Granted, but your mind puts together the largest secret in the world and you are killed. (Hint: It has to do with Steam Sales)

I wish for everyone one to have a Happy New Dongers day.