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RSCPR response thread re: the "red" virus

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by FuzzyBlueBaron, Apr 5, 2015.

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  1. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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    @PUNK123, I've injected your account with discolourents. You should be fine now, if a little worse for wear in terms of swag.

    @Graver, are you pre-emptively asking for an injection?
     
  2. SJD360

    SJD360 Haxor

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    Perhaps if we were to weaponize this 'Virus' into a colourless and odorless gas to be showered over masses of groups; cities more or less. Infect the world with this virus!
     
  3. Auburn

    Auburn Prepare Yourself! Forum Moderator Staff Alumni Donator Tester
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    Plot twist: It's probably Furai, think about it, when was the last time he made a joke or messed around with anyone on the forums? WHAT IF FBB IS INNOCENT? WHAT IF HE REALLY IS TRYING TO SAVE US AND CURE US OF THIS VIRUS THAT FURAI IS PLAGUING US WITH?!?!

    Then again, I can't remember the last substantial meal I had, nor the last time I got a full night of sleep, so I might be a tad insane or paranoid (possibly probably both)
     
  4. Dargona1018

    Dargona1018 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Hanging at Gurin's place recently?
    (Does that joke still work with this community?)
     
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  5. dayleaf

    dayleaf Haxor
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    @Galen A guard told me that you have to absorb my soul so i can join the Galenification club and get a "Pink Name" im free tomorrow, are you free at 4:00 PM?
     
  6. Horse_That_Goes_Ni

    Horse_That_Goes_Ni Your favorite Persian Staff Alumni Donator

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    A pink horse, lets make it happen! FOR RESEARCH! :migrant:
     
  7. Dargona1018

    Dargona1018 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    As I said on Galen's wall when someone asked what the hell was going on:
    You don't need to let him absorb your soul to get it.

    Fixed - Galen
     
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  8. Fellere825

    Fellere825 KAG Guard Tester

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    So apparently people have been getting colored up and stuff. This reminds me of the time I went to the dermatologist. I had spent to long in a tanning bed and had become a certified African American. The process was quite tedious as the government forced me to fill out countless paperwork in the name of order. Anyways my dermatologist figured out that it could be fixed with just a bit of coconut oil and a massage from a 80 year oldChinese medicine man. With the medicine man's expertise I was able to revert back into being an Asian American. The change was drastic and many of the police that pulled me over to attempt to racially profile me were left stunned in amazement, scratching their heads trying to figure out how this Asian man came into owning an African American's car. Safe to say that the racial prejudice of the American police force runs deep and after offering to buy them some Panda Express things were smoothed over. I was able to change all of my passports and IDs back into my original versions. But I had a problem. The effects of becoming an African American had a lasting effect on my psyche and thus I had to use my wit and charm to convince myself that I was no longer what I once was transformed into. It was a real mental conundrum. My mind was being racist but my body kept on denying it and began to eat fried chicken with chopsticks and watermelons with rice. The black me was mixing with the asian me. It was a long and painful evolution but then I became able to entice people with my extra long egg rolls. My egg fu yun if you will. My beef with extra long broccoli. My general tsao with extra chicken. And by chicken I mean extra cock. So the story goes that at the end of the day by becoming black I did eventually end up going back and becoming a racist Asian motherfucker. Oh and about a month later I got my balls chopped off and had a sex change. I wouldn't recommend it because your egg roll becomes a full on crab Rangoon. Your little spring roll becomes a full on bowl of just fried rice. Nothing is recognize able and it's all chopped up and scarred to shit.
     
  9. Graver

    Graver Haxor

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    Sure!
     
  10. Galen

    Galen Haxor Staff Alumni Donator

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    w-wha..?
     
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  11. Draco1991

    Draco1991 Haxor

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    I need the pink
     
  12. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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  13. Galen

    Galen Haxor Staff Alumni Donator

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  14. Bint

    Bint Haxor

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    FBB using meymeys, he's the only one infected here, this is all a conspiracy!
     
  15. Dargona1018

    Dargona1018 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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  16. Winterbird

    Winterbird Shark Slayer

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    So what's wrong with you?
    The "Bleague"?
     
  17. kittycity

    kittycity Haxor

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    If you have a blue username that means you are the best kag player to date... thats why mine is blue.
     
  18. Winterbird

    Winterbird Shark Slayer

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    Nahh, i'm just gonna assume you have an STD.
     
  19. Horse_That_Goes_Ni

    Horse_That_Goes_Ni Your favorite Persian Staff Alumni Donator

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    It means he's a STEAM SCRUB 78787878
     
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  20. Winterbird

    Winterbird Shark Slayer

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    I connected my account with steam when beta got on steam... But i had beta b4 it was on steam, so i remain kewl and golden?
     
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