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Mr. JiggleSaw's and Mr. Fellere's Big Cocks. A Story of Perseverance in the Face of Adversity.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fellere825, Jul 31, 2015.

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  1. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    I could use some really big cocks right now. I propose an endorsement deal. You guys sponsor my company Shagg Inc., in return I will market your fine cocks. I already have the slogan for the commercial.

    "HEY IT'S MONSTER COCKS MONDAY, AND BOY DO WE HAVE A DEAL FOR COCKA-DOODLE-YOU! SIMPLY USE THE CODE 'BIGCOCKZ' FOR A 10% DISCOUNT"

    These conditions can always be changed to suit the needs of your establishment.

    Yours faithfully.
    Lawrence Shagsworth, Shagg inc. CEO
     
    Lawrence_Shagsworth, Aug 3, 2015
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  2. PanduhsFTW

    PanduhsFTW Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni

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    Shaggy is a used car salesman, confirmed.
     
    PanduhsFTW, Aug 3, 2015
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  3. Lawrence_Shagsworth

    Lawrence_Shagsworth Joke Slayer Official Server Admin

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    Soon to be 'used cock salesman'. I consider that a HUGE promotion. But not as big as the cocks that will be sold!
     
    Lawrence_Shagsworth, Aug 3, 2015
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  4. ShamWow-SuperRag

    ShamWow-SuperRag zamn Donator Tester

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    That moment when you can't read the text and listen to the music at the same time. All I got from this was "cock spandex spandex cock". 10/10, but -.5 because of animal cruelty.
     
    ShamWow-SuperRag, Aug 4, 2015
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  5. Rayne

    Rayne ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester

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    this is some classy stuff.
     
    Rayne, Aug 4, 2015
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  6. LazarusTheGreat

    LazarusTheGreat Haxor Donator
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    This is funny xD I thought you were actully gonna make gay fanfiction about Geti
     
    LazarusTheGreat, Aug 7, 2015
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  7. NadraFrosty

    NadraFrosty Catapult Fodder

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    someone give this guy an award, please
     
    NadraFrosty, Aug 13, 2015
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  8. toothgrinderx

    toothgrinderx Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni Tester Official Server Admin

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    Past frustration from losing matches due to time spent cock farming erased. +1
     
    toothgrinderx, Aug 13, 2015
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  9. ShamWow-SuperRag

    ShamWow-SuperRag zamn Donator Tester

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    You know, this has inspired me to make a cock farm. The name? Probably "Cocks of the Rag" with a motto: "Cocks so wet n' cool that you gotta wipe em' with a rag everyday".
     
    ShamWow-SuperRag, Aug 13, 2015
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  10. Fellere825

    Fellere825 KAG Guard Tester

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    The Geti project is something special I am still thinking up in my head.
     
    Fellere825, Aug 13, 2015
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  11. LazarusTheGreat

    LazarusTheGreat Haxor Donator
    1. Aphelion's Roleplay

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    Oh okay I'll read it when it comes out I guess ::):
     
    LazarusTheGreat, Aug 13, 2015
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  12. ShamWow-SuperRag

    ShamWow-SuperRag zamn Donator Tester

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    @Fellere825, I've heard you were making "Geti't on" and I hope you will deliver :rekt:
     
    ShamWow-SuperRag, Aug 13, 2015
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  13. Withror

    Withror Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Masterpiece ;_;
     
    Withror, Aug 13, 2015
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  14. Dargona1018

    Dargona1018 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    2/10 lack of trampolines
    -IGN
     
    Dargona1018, Aug 13, 2015
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  15. ShamWow-SuperRag

    ShamWow-SuperRag zamn Donator Tester

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    Why so harsh?
     
    ShamWow-SuperRag, Aug 13, 2015
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  16. wilpin7

    wilpin7 Lewd~ Donator
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    10 :potato: out of 10

    The story was great, it had a sense of accomplishment in it and is a great lesson for all cock farmers throughout KAG. The characters are rich and developed, two rival cock farmers who end up jerking each other's cocks? Beautiful. The theme and setting is thought out and interesting, for I have never seen such a good story stem from such a simple work: cock farming.

    But IIIIIIIN THE EEEEEEND IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAAAAATTER!
    #Troll
    #LinkingPark
     
    wilpin7, Aug 13, 2015
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  17. Overlord

    Overlord KAG Guard Tester

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    needs moar doorfort
    still 10/10
     
    Overlord, Aug 17, 2015
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  18. butterscotch

    butterscotch Haxor Staff Alumni Tester
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    That's a Show Quality Light Sussex! No, really. That's breeding quality.
     
    butterscotch, Aug 28, 2015
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  19. FuzzyBlueBaron

    FuzzyBlueBaron Warm, Caring, Benign, Good and Kind Philanthrope Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester
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    Fellere, your heartwarming story about raising, stroking, and feeding cocks has touched me in ways that I cannot hope to articulate fully. You and your many cocks have reached deep inside me in ways that make me feel ashamed to be happily married to someone other than yourself. If it were anatomically possible I would ask you to have my babies; but, as it is, I must simply be content with presenting you with my own, frail, cock--and ask that you raise it as one of your own. Bless you, sir! :QQ:

    :chicken:
     
    FuzzyBlueBaron, Aug 30, 2015
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  20. Withror

    Withror Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Man, I really wanna eat a big fat juicy cock with the side of some jerk sauce right now.
     
    Withror, Aug 30, 2015
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