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[₪] - Nova

Discussion in 'Dead/Inactive' started by Dargona1018, Aug 18, 2015.

  1. Dargona1018

    Dargona1018 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    A Brief History Lesson
    Genesis
    Chukka said farewell to his brothers in Zen in order to make a clan of his own. In no time he gathered up a ragtag platoon of baddies. Due to some unfortunate events Chukka spiraled into inactivity where he tried to clean up the mess he had made in the real world. Understandably, some of his dudes left; but the ones that stayed proved to be the most rad anyway. Chukka, being the warm-hearted man that he is, felt that bestowing power to a worthy successor would be the best course of action. Thus it was given to none other than TheDirtySwine.

    The Dark Ages

    There is not much recorded history from this time. Swine enforced 'the shitter mentality' upon his serfs. Everyone begins to hate Nova.

    Rebirth

    Chukka returns, at last! All rejoice and praise him! TheDirtySwine and Chukka now rule in harmony. It was a perfectly balanced system, the perfect duo! The clan grows exponentially. Clan wars are had, friends are made, and all is well in the kingdom. And so it remains...

    Calamity Strikes
    … Until the day of reckoning.

    TheDirtySwine left to create a new clan, and so did another. Many and most left, scattered amongst the land in awkward positions and noticeably smaller genitals. Chukka returned from a break to tell the rest that he supports the marooners' decisions, and that he, too, shall leave us. Only a couple remained in the ranks, left to pick up the pieces of the destruction laid in front of them. These men grew stronger, and stronger, from the support of each other and the loving embrace that only manly men can pull off without looking queer. And they grow ever stronger to this day, showing that friendship is the key to succeeding in everyday life.

    Leadership
    Democracy

    Lineup
    Could be better Mehwaffle :knight::builder:

    I got nothing Medio :teabag::builder:

    Dargosauras Reks Dargona1018 :spam::dance:

    Are you sure? NotNotHitler:knight:

    I still got nothing Slendermawn :teabag:

    Scavenging his heart out MadRaccoon???

    That's gross Skittlefuck :dance:

    Nope, nothing Imperium

    To apply/join or clan war contact MehWaffle & Medio via PM and we'll discuss it.
    Currently in need of Builders.

     
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2015
  2. Dargona1018

    Dargona1018 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Can't pull of quite the flair of Chukka's mastermind, but it'll do for now.
     
  3. Superblackcat

    Superblackcat baideist baide Staff Alumni Tester

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    Why is it alive again..!!!! :P
     
  4. Darknighte9

    Darknighte9 Bison Rider Staff Alumni
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    Glad to see Nova live on. Hope to have some scrimmages in the future.
     
  5. Dargona1018

    Dargona1018 Ballista Bolt Thrower

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    Because some people are too stubborn to let go.
    Mehwaffle, Medio, and me were left to pick up the pieces, and goddamnit, we will do 3 person clan wars if we must.
    Only took about a month for Mehwaffle to put up a forum post... oh, wait... :rollseyes:
     
  6. PUNK123

    PUNK123 Hella wRangler Staff Alumni Tester

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    fight me right now 1 vs 3
     
  7. toothgrinderx

    toothgrinderx Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni Tester Official Server Admin

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    LVT vs Nob and Me

    if serious waffle could probably take (US) LVT alone lol
     
  8. PUNK123

    PUNK123 Hella wRangler Staff Alumni Tester

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    big ego, small manhood.:rektlord:(also lol swank thinking they can act tough after the anon debacle:X3:)
     
  9. Mariox222

    Mariox222 Arsonist
    1. [AG#] - Ancient Gear

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    Good luck guys
     
  10. Snake19

    Snake19 RIP Staff Alumni Donator
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    Good luck guys ! Glad this clan is still alive ! :)
     
  11. DatNobby

    DatNobby Haxor

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    implying we couldn't eradicate you
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  12. PUNK123

    PUNK123 Hella wRangler Staff Alumni Tester

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    lol nob noob
     
  13. mehwaffle10

    mehwaffle10 Haxor Mapping Moderator Official Server Admin

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    lol i didnt realize every1 took having a official page as "life"
    btw if u wanna contact me just talk to me on steam cause i rarely check the forums -_-
     
  14. PanduhsFTW

    PanduhsFTW Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni

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    Mehwaffle is best waffle. Really like the new Nova, now with 100% less shitters.
     
  15. DatNobby

    DatNobby Haxor

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    darg
    waffle
    raccoon
    "100% less shitters"
    i don't think your math is right ::P:
     
  16. PanduhsFTW

    PanduhsFTW Ballista Bolt Thrower Staff Alumni

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    Darg and Waffle are good guys. Idk Raccoon that well, but he seems like a pretty stand-up guy as well, from what I've seen. :rektlord:
     
  17. DatNobby

    DatNobby Haxor

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    your definition of shitter and my definition of shitter are different
     
  18. mehwaffle10

    mehwaffle10 Haxor Mapping Moderator Official Server Admin

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    *no comment*
     
  19. bespeboy

    bespeboy Builder Stabber

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    No shitters? What is this? this is nova! not happy fun time. ;)

    kidding. Where am i on the page :(