[₪] - Nova

A Brief History Lesson

Spoiler: Reading Time

Genesis
Chukka said farewell to his brothers in Zen in order to make a clan of his own. In no time he gathered up a ragtag platoon of baddies. Due to some unfortunate events Chukka spiraled into inactivity where he tried to clean up the mess he had made in the real world. Understandably, some of his dudes left; but the ones that stayed proved to be the most rad anyway. Chukka, being the warm-hearted man that he is, felt that bestowing power to a worthy successor would be the best course of action. Thus it was given to none other than TheDirtySwine.

The Dark Ages
There is not much recorded history from this time. Swine enforced 'the shitter mentality' upon his serfs. Everyone begins to hate Nova.

Rebirth
Chukka returns, at last! All rejoice and praise him! TheDirtySwine and Chukka now rule in harmony. It was a perfectly balanced system, the perfect duo! The clan grows exponentially. Clan wars are had, friends are made, and all is well in the kingdom. And so it remains...

Calamity Strikes
… Until the day of reckoning.

TheDirtySwine left to create a new clan, and so did another. Many and most left, scattered amongst the land in awkward positions and noticeably smaller genitals. Chukka returned from a break to tell the rest that he supports the marooners' decisions, and that he, too, shall leave us. Only a couple remained in the ranks, left to pick up the pieces of the destruction laid in front of them. These men grew stronger, and stronger, from the support of each other and the loving embrace that only manly men can pull off without looking queer. And they grow ever stronger to this day, showing that friendship is the key to succeeding in everyday life.

Leadership
Democracy

Lineup
Could be better Mehwaffle

I got nothing Medio

Dargosauras Reks Dargona1018

Are you sure? NotNotHitler

I still got nothing Slendermawn

Scavenging his heart out MadRaccoon

That's gross Skittlefuck

Nope, nothing Imperium

To apply/join or clan war contact MehWaffle & Medio via PM and we'll discuss it.
Currently in need of Builders.
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Can't pull of quite the flair of Chukka's mastermind, but it'll do for now.

 

Why is it alive again..! :P

 

Glad to see Nova live on. Hope to have some scrimmages in the future.

 

Because some people are too stubborn to let go.
Mehwaffle, Medio, and me were left to pick up the pieces, and goddamnit, we will do 3 person clan wars if we must.
Only took about a month for Mehwaffle to put up a forum post... oh, wait...

 

fight me right now 1 vs 3

 

LVT vs Nob and Me

if serious waffle could probably take (US) LVT alone lol

 

big ego, small manhood.(also lol swank thinking they can act tough after the anon debacle)

 

Good luck guys

 

Good luck guys ! Glad this clan is still alive ! :)

 

implying we couldn't eradicate you
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

lol nob noob

 

lol i didnt realize every1 took having a official page as "life"
btw if u wanna contact me just talk to me on steam cause i rarely check the forums -_-

 

Mehwaffle is best waffle. Really like the new Nova, now with 100% less shitters.

 

darg
waffle
raccoon
"100% less shitters"
i don't think your math is right

 

Darg and Waffle are good guys. Idk Raccoon that well, but he seems like a pretty stand-up guy as well, from what I've seen.

 

your definition of shitter and my definition of shitter are different

 

*no comment*

 

No shitters? What is this? this is nova! not happy fun time. ;)

kidding. Where am i on the page :(

 

Um