Oreo Cheesecake - Random recipe and stuff.

Right, first of all I'd like to apologize for the crappy quality of the pictures that I've taken. Secondly, I've compiled this guide and a method of some sorts as per requested by @MadRaccoon. I'm not the best cook, but this is the best I could've done since I had around 12 people in the house, none of which I'm related to.

I will add a final picture in a few hours once the Cheesecake has set, but unfortunately none of you will be able to taste it's gloriousness, though after this you might be able to make it yourself.

INGREDIENTS:

600g Philadelphia Cream Cheese
1 tbsp. Vanilla Essence
130g Caster Sugar
2 Packets of Oreos
700ml Double Cream
200g Milk Cooking Chocolate


EQUIPMENT:

Circular Springform Tin (Sorry, couldn't find out the size of the one I was using)
Electric Whisk
Lotsa Spoons
Lotsa Bowls


TIME:

30-45 min prep time.

3.5 to 4 hours freezing time.

15 minutes to defrost when you take it out of the freezer.

METHOD (WITH PICTURES!):


Righto, this is all the ingredients you'll need, I think. Sometimes, depending on how big you make the cheesecake, and where ever you get your ingredients from, it can be a bit costly; still definately worth it though, it's very rich once it's completed.


Place a number of the Oreos in the base of the tin, we're making this upside down, seeing as we're freezing it for a number of hours, but when we take the Cheesecake out of the tin it'll be upright. Be wary that once you place all of the cheesecake mixture ontop of these Oreos the pattern can distort.


Smash that cooking chocolate up infront of it's family, make them watch. Rekt.


Melt their remains in a glass bowl above a saucepan of boiling water, make sure not to burn it.

Put the Cream Cheese, Vanilla Essence and the sugar into a large bowl and beat it together until well mixed.


Like so.


Chocolate should be somewhat melted at this point, make sure it doesn't burn or mess up in any way, else that's a portion of the Cheesecake buggered up. :v


Pour the Double Cream into a jug, or any form of container you can easily whisk it in without making mess, which I accidentally did, I got splattered by cream... still got it everywhere.



Continue whisking until it reaches a thick consistency, don't overdo it though.


Pour whipped cream from the jug and into the bowl then proceed to mix all of it together.



Smash up the remaining Oreos in any method you can, whether it's blending them, crushing them with a rolling pin or simply beating them senselessly with your own fists, make sure your hands are clean though. They say a fist bump is more hygienic than a handshake, but whos to say you can't get shit on your fist.

Separate 1/3 of the total mix and place it back into the jug, we'll need that in a minute. The best method is to just guess how much you've taken out.


Mix the melted chocolate with the 1/3 Cheesecake mix you took out in another bowl carefully until it looks like that ^.


Put the white Cheesecake mix ontop of the Oreos and press firmly to get it in all the gaps, then proceed to spread it out evenly and smoothly.


Spread out the crumbled Oreos evenly over the Cheesecake mix, make that shit look beautiful.


And finally, spread the melted chocolate Cheesecake mixture onto the top, and that's it!


Place the Cheesecake in the freezer for 4 hours. Now all that's left to do is to clean stuff up and play games whilst you wait.

I'll be posting the final picture of the finished result in a few hours when it's set. Note that this Cheesecake is very rich, and once you have it on the plate ready to eat, have it with nothing else, because nothing is good enough for this glorious cheesecake... okay you can have Cream with it, I'm not judging.

 

Uhhh... plate is a little bit too small.

 

Like chocolate rainbows .

 

What Coon said. :P
Except with Oreos.

 

This looks lovely! I'd love to try making this! Also, MURICA!

 

Uhh? I'm British, not American. :v

 

I wasnt saying that YOU were very american, but the recipe was

 

I could put some Union Jacks on the Cheesecake if it helps.

 

"If its not to taste, it doesnt worth the waste" -Coon

 

That is majestical

 

Hopefully I'll be able to construct the exact same thing when I go to Portugal.

 

My mouth is watering right now...

 

What would you lot like me to make a guide for next? I might make this a mini-series. :>

 

A double Oreo Cheesecake

 

Hmmm, go on. :>

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But that means people have to click to see it, why would you torture your fellow subjects? D: