Share your confessions (Confess!)

I got the idea for this from a combination of Game of Thrones and Dayleaf's random fact thread or somethin'. Either way, you get the jist of what the purpose of this is; share your confessions, whether they're embarassing, rude, hilarious, shocking, dark or just plain random. And in the light of the crappy new year I'll go first...



2 or so years ago when I was back in school, I fell asleep during the school graduation (Or some massive gathering), me and my best friend had stayed up prior the night before for some insanely stupid reason, we were watching Adventure Time or some sorta TV show. We were both sat together among the rows of seats, he had only just noticed that I fell asleep, and in order to wake me up he poked me in the side, and how any normal human being would react it'd be horribly twitchy, I did so, but as well I yelled "DING DONG" at the top of my voice, which unfortunately grabbed the attention of everyone around me. There's a reason I don't talk to people from my school anymore.

 

One time, I played KAG. Don't tell anyone.

 

You sick bastard.

 

Swastikas get all de laughs.

 

Jesus Christ... how long did it take to get that off? o-o

 

Lasers are great, huh.

 

Smart move. o3o


2nd confession:

I haven't had my hair properly cut in over a year.



(That was boring.) 3rd confession!:

5 years ago on Christmas I got a meter long stick of pure Jaffa Cakes; my cousin dared me to eat the whole thing in less than 20 minutes... needless to say, I was successful, or so I thought. An hour later, we decide to walk around the village out of sheer boredom while we waited for more of our relatives to turn up, I start to feel a bit iffy, so we made our way back. As soon as my mother opened the door, I began to projectile vomit an unfathomable amount of Jaffa cakes; fortunately I managed to turn my head away and not re-decorate the interior of our house with partially digested Jaffa Cakes... I did however manage to cover my cat in it.

 

i think @noodlefishpizza tastes great

 

I'm scared to confess my confessions.

 

You need therapy.

 

I've played over 1000+ hours of kag and never captured an enemy flag

 

I actually have the best internet in the entire universe but I don't use it for some reason.

 

Confession 2: I have some of the worst Internet in the entire universe and I use it obtusely.

 

Spoiler: Super disturbing confession.

I hate Bacon.

 

PFFFF
i hate:
- Pizzas
- Cheese
- Some salads
- I slightly dislike tuna
- Some pastas
- Mayonnaise
- Mustard
- Ketchup (bassically every add-on to some foods like burgers and such)
- and i never put anything to my burger, never, no tomatoes, no lettuce, nothing. (it's not that i don't like tomatoes or those things, but i don't like them on mah freaking burger)


and with disliking cheese, i mean, really, if you put cheese in "X" food, it comes unedible for me (except for sandwichs)