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Spoiler: rant muhc

I hate burgers, jellyfish, shrimp, octopus, mustard, butter, ketchup

 

i has h8 of meat at all
lol

 

I believe that, You're always messing around and shit in a good and productive way though

--- Double Post Merged, Jan 14, 2016, Original Post Date: Jan 14, 2016 ---

When I was 5 I was a crazy boy I tried to strangle this girl like three times and got in a lot of trouble, after a few years when I became the swag guy I am today that same girl had a crush on me. Shhh don't tell her. #igetalltheladiesnow
One day in the classroom one guy was like "hey you guys remember that weird kid with the big black eyes" and everybody else was like "ah yea he was so creepy" and I'm just sitting there like "aww shit just don't make eye contact with someone".

That's it really idk if that's a confession.

 

Confession:

Winding back the clock a few years here. Was at a friends house who happened to be living on acreage, practically hectares, of land. Quite a few kids around the same age as I at the time were around, some bright spark decided we should play tip. The catch? It was 11 pm. Don't ask me how this was approved by any sane adult whatsoever, someone clearly can't tell time or think about circa 15 kids running into the wilderness until god knows when. So 8 year old me thinks it is a grand idea to climb one of the towering trees found around every corner in the Australian Bush, it was tip, you either go hard or go home, and I wasn't going home. I climbed this massive tree and perched myself up the top before the guy even finished counting, apparently nobody saw me due to the lack of light. Somehow vertigo worked like a sedative and I fell asleep in the fork of the tree, solid work so far right? So after my long and peaceful slumber amongst the cuddly dropbears and furry redbacks I woke up with a start, after gathering my surroundings which went a bit like "Tree, leaves, branch- holy shit" and made my way down the tree without my trusty archer grapple. Found my way back to my friends' house and rang the doorbell, apparently nobody realised I was missing the whole night and upon being asked where I was I responded with "I sleepwalk, didn't I tell you?" And that was that. Nobody knew that I slept in a tree for a night, now you do. Consider yourselves enlightened.

Tl;dr Played tip, climbed tree, was forgotten (). Never again.

 

Thank god Australia doesn't have changing rooms or showers, well atleast at my highschool shit hole. But the toilets are a bit.. sketchy to say the least.

 

I've accidentally gone into the girls bathroom before. I didn't notice until a girl in the hallway screamed that I couldn't go in there and I immediately jumped out apologizing profusely. I then walked into the proper bathroom and proceeded to do my bathroom business.

#Makebathroomsignsmorenoticeablefordumbterri.

 

i accidentally my house one time.

it was a bad time. never again.

 

One time I walked into the dudes bathroom and there was a girl in there.

#dontfitinanywhere

 

i did a thing, once

rip

 

I don't drink tea and I think fish and chips, nandos and english breakfast are super overrated.

 

Holy shit, that's more than I do in a year.

 

Yesterday, a 70 year old lady called me a dick. Greatest moment of my life.

 

My dick called me a 70 year old lady. Now THAT was a doozy.

 

I like cloths a little too much... Like, a lot....
I liked someone in the kag community (a few of you guys know who).
more confessions coming soon...

 

I asked you to draw badgers
that's end, there isn't anything worse then this.
You gotta be part of my army soon, RIP

 

how is me drawing a majestic badger bad...?

 

You are begging me to ask who.
So, who?

 

yeah.... not happening mate.... maybe another time... a little confusing atm for me...

 

Lots of ellipsis-es, I yet still have hope.
Its cool, just joking around.