Make a wish and ruin someone else's

THE LIFE WILL END(Maximum in a year from the over-fatness)
I wish a lot of hedgenogs, which would make armies of Russia and defend it.

 

granted but the hedgehogs shot their quills and everybody died to death
i wish i had a life

 

Granted, but it was a life of a prisoner and you were killed with guards at next day.
I wish, I believed in Rainbows

 

Granted, but then @Rainbows didn't believe in you..
I wish that KAG was still semi-active.

 

granted but all servers were full and you are banned for life
i wish i was creative (what's your favorite idea?)

 

Granted, but you were so creative that other architectors hired a killer to stop you from making buildings.(Mmm, make a farm and sheep on it?)
I wish, I have some sheep which would give me good money.

 

I want everyone's avatar to be shinoa.

Please... say granted...

 

Granted. But that is only because everyone but shenoa was permabanned.


I wish for this thread to live again

 

Granted, but now I remember this thread exists.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

Granted, but you are that sandwich.

I wish to have consistent mapping skills

 

Granted, but the skills are consistently horrible.

I wish that Punk and I won't end up in a wish cycle.

 

Fine. But the others involved get discovered as our alts.
I wish for consistently good mapping skills :V

 

Granted, but the apocalypse happens, so it doesn't matter.
I wish Americans were wiser.

 

Americans are wiser, and with their newfound knowledge they conquer the world, installing Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump as co-dictators of humanity
I wish that my cat could speak English.

 

Granted, now your cat endlesly repeats *Fuck you*
i wish i wasn't that lazy

 

Granted. But you finally grow up and uninstrall kag so we never see you again.

I wish i wasnt so picky with my maps.

 

granted, but you did worst map ever and were forbbiden to post maps for KAG

i wish i was that lazy

 

You are already, dooface.

I wish I was a nice person!

 

wish granted, you are a nice person to flies so you attract 10x more p:<

i wish i was highly humorous

 

Sorry... can't do that.

I wish this freakin' Pokemon would get off my back.