Ye Olde Pubb (Last/Previous match general)

You will never know how I make my magic beans

 

This must be a shock to you, but you can get the beans from Walmart if you look hard enough

 

@Element_Paladin @FuzzyBlueBaron

Spoiler: Magic Beans

 

If you eat too many beans they'll turn you into these. If you eat too many Tide Pods you just die.

Spoiler: repercussions of magic beans

 

That's enough, Spinner. Spit out the Tide Pods.

 

I don't eat Tide Pods, these magic beans are completely authentic and I'm the only one who knows which isle they are in Walmart. I take the beans very seriously, since they are like salt and take up water. Then i figured they taste much better in water if you grind it up, it will be used as powder in various beverages. It doesn't alter your mind, it only warps your physical bodies into the dog mentioned in my last argument. Tide pods, however, consist of very acidic gels and can not be ground down. Rather, they are used in pastes. Most people think of this as the easy way, since they simply have to poke a hole in the gel sacs. But, people who grind the magic beans down with a pin roller, put them in tea bags, and put it in water, find much more satisfaction when they eventually turn into anthropomorphic dogs. While this use is also shunned upon, being the number one furry drug, it is not only for furries! For people like me, who just happen to like scandalous pranks, do not necessarily care about who they are for and just appreciate the fact that they can fly. I can not tell you where these beans are in the various Walmarts, but if you go to district 13 of Missouri, the various Walmarts carry a special bean in the chocolate milk powder section. Located behind the powders, there is a surplus of magic beans, which were originally big plants. But, since the consumers did not like how the vines tasted, they just ate the beans. But either way the Federal Bureau of Investigation will come to your house and with right reason, terminate you and whom else is with you. But I shan't tell you what the beans look like, for seeing them for the first time is an experience you will never know anywhere else in the world. I hope you took this advice well because it is all fake you nurd @FuzzyBlueBaron

 

It's been 3 years and I JUST saw this.

 

oh. it's been this long. sorry, i forgot the beans were just expired propel drink mix. it was two years ago and i was bored so i found some drink mix powder in the back of my pantry and didn't realize it was 4 years expired. i haven't talked about that for years, but like, uh, i didn't want to.

 

You fail me

 

Another successful game

 

I know, the rightmost swastika is the wrong way around. No disrespect meant to the Fuhrer.

 

ily fbb don't forget where you place your magic beans, they're rare