The manly men thread.

In here, we talk about manly stuff. Here are a few things that I consider to the manliest of manliest things that manly men do.

Shark wrestling!


Wearing flannelette tops and chopping trees down with killer beards, also known as being a lumberjack, the god-damn manliest occupation out there!


Hitting women! Nothing beats raising ones testosterone levels like slapping some make-up off the other gender.


Actually, that last one was a joke. Don't hit women, or anyone for that matter. Unless you're a boxer, because boxing is god-damn manly!


If you're keen eyed (a trait only the manliest of men exhibit), you'll have noticed those boxers are playing chess, because not only is it manly to beat the intestinal tract out of your opponents butt hole, its also extremely manly to outwit and out maneuver your opponent in a game of daring chess!

Also, if there are any professional lumberjacks out there let us know so we can bestow praise upon the work you do to increase manliness worldwide.

 

Hell yeah! Theres nothing like precision work with a tool powered by friggen explosions! Unless you're using an electric chainsaw, because you would be in the wrong thread and I'd politely tell you so as politeness is the root of manliness.

And also, your signature is very appropriate since every manly man knows that fine baking and pursuit in the arts in culinary exquisitry is as manly as being eaten by a whale a chopping your way out of the beast.

 

this thread is so manly my balls dropped

 

Lets not forget the most manly thing ever.

My little pony!

 

Alex Louis Armstrong!


And appearantly there is a manly beach in Australia. (actually called "Manly Beach")

 

Number three seeded men's singles badminton player Lin Dan hitting a 339 km/h smash.

 

Golden nipples.


That is all.

 

MM's delivery and enunciation in this Link-dead clip, especially the point I've isolated where he promises more of everything, for everybody: http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=BaWoemTjXGY&p=n#/163;182 . Masculinity or "manliness" is more performative than you'd expect and in short supply, in MM's words : "There is not enough manliness. And it’s fucking awful." Makes you wonder...

MOAR GOAR

 

My first thought was "Doesn't sound like the guy that would make a game my girlfriend has called many times 'cute'" ...and then I get sudden flashbacks of being rained with my teammates body parts and showered in their blood. Somehow he made KAG appeal to everyone lol

Also, this

 

I can top that...

 

Nothing is safe from ponies.

How could you guys have missed Berserk?

 

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