Whats your Zombie Plan?

In all seriousness what would you do in a zombie outbreak?

My plan (agreed upon with friends) for the house I live at just now would be: Call mates, tell Kris and Andy to get their cars ready outside the super market while me and the others loot the hardware store and super market for supplies and food. Take things like batteries, radios, torches, barricade materials and potential weapons from the store and travel out to a small hill in the country to set up "fort".

Some easily defensible hills around where I live, but I moving in a few days, so I'll have to make another plan :D

What's your plan?

 

Get a shotgun and kill all zombies in badass ways with badass shades and a motorcycle.Cause thats all you need to beat zombies a shotgun,shades , and a motorcycle.

 

Thats exactly the type of post I didn't want... "In all seriousness"

 

Stealing a single gun and playing total badass by shooting zombies which are attacking people.

 

Move even more further north and wait until winter... then all the zombies will freeze apart. then it will be just the matter of survining the indigenous reindeers that roam the lands....

 

Amen.

 

I would be relatively easy for a truck and a large jeep to get out of my town in the rush, people would be rushing to escape sure, but my town isn't built up and there are 6 routes out of my town from where me and my friends would be looting.

It would be a great idea to steal tinned foods and other long life foods, or high calorie foods, we could fit a hell of a lot of it in the jeep too, its a big jeep. And we could carry all our friends and close family as-well.

THe hardware store I'm talking about is good to loot as-well (if either place is closed just drive the jeep through the glass doors lol), they have an entire crowbar rack of various sized crowbars, and sell fencing and planks which would be good for e-enforcements. A couple of my friends who agreed to the zombie plan have even got some building experience so they'd be useful to have around.

My new home Wellington may prove a dangerous place for a zombie out break. Built up with a high concentration of people. Few roads leading away from town where I live, already cluttered roads. Very hilly, long windy streets obscuring vision of what the situation is.

May be best to flee for the hill tops as most people would try to leave on the highways.

 

I would kill myself because without my internet there's nothing to live for.
:C

 

Don't be weak, listen to the hero within, survive for all that's good in this world, have strength of character. Fight for survival.

 

How to Win at Zombie Mode
Step 1 - Find the nearest Semiautomatic Crossbow Machine Gun.
Step 2 - Chop down entire forest for ammo.
Step 3 - Win.

 

"IN ALL SERIOUSNESS"...

 

Right, left for dead has taught me well..

 

In seriousness a horse would be great transportation on a zombie outbreak.

 

But there are some things about zombie outbreaks.
But also others.

 

Stop playing a zombie apocalypse game.

 

Most of you will not know this, but I live in a very small town in southern Louisiana. Each house is a practical military base with all the guns we pack. I don't think zombies will want to come where we are. Just saying.