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Corrupt a wish!

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Catguy19, Jan 9, 2012.

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  1. Cadbury

    Cadbury You can't escape. Donator

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    Granted.

    I wish that the zombie update is released in August.
     
    Cadbury, Feb 27, 2012
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  2. tur1sta

    tur1sta Random snippet here ಠ__ಠ Donator

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    Granted, but you obtained a flesh eating disease and died the moment it was released.

    I wish the sexiest woman alive is psychotic
     
    tur1sta, Feb 27, 2012
    #122
  3. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Granted, but everything has been corrupted, cause I have no idea how your wish could have turned bad except by an horrible warp in the space-time continum. Anyway, there is already an horrible warp in the space time continum cause of previous wish.

    I wish all our wish were not corrupted.

    EDIT : I've been ninjad by myself. Forget to read all the post.

    Wish granted, the only woman is psychotic, and she still don't want you.

    I wish my neigbourgh internet get fixed, so I can play kag again.
     
    Chinizz, Feb 29, 2012
    #123
  4. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, but he changed the pass so now you can't use his connection.

    I wish that my rat pet and my cat get along well.
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Feb 29, 2012
    #124
  5. Worm

    Worm Derpship Commander Donator

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    Granted, but your rat pet will be dead cat.

    I wish that i get new computer :c

    @Down - use form, and do your wish, beacuse you did close topic -_-
     
    Worm, Feb 29, 2012
    #125
  6. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Wish granted, you've got new futuristic-ever computer, but your computer don't want to show you anything execpt a BSOD.

    I wish that the next person could guess what I'm thinking now.

    EDIT : AAAARGH ninjaed by Birdy ! Anyway, he didn't make any wish.
     
    Chinizz, Feb 29, 2012
    #126
  7. Birdman159

    Birdman159 Sick Ducker
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    Don't worry, I deleted my post.
    Anyway: Wish granted, but I know you are thinking about Shadlington and Arcrave in a hottub.

    I wish that I could play KAG wherever I went, like in my mind.
     
    Birdman159, Feb 29, 2012
    #127
  8. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Ahahaha. That's funny, Chinizz.

    DAMMIT. Ninja'd. :/

    Wish granted, you can play KAG anywhere, but you have been officially pronounced a mindless vegetable. By your PR Manager. Yes. You have one of those, too.

    I wish that I could be an expert philosopher, so that I can pass my exams with incredible ease.
     
    Hella, Feb 29, 2012
    #128
  9. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Granted, but you are now the greatest thinker of all time, you are famous around the world, and people coming around everywhere to get an advice from you. But you are the only one to understand the vanity and emptiness of your little knowledge about the big world around you, that you fall into despair. You psychiatrist give you tons of drug. After years of nervous breakdown and drugs addiction, you decide to leave all your material belonging, wealth, fame, big cars, and go in South-East Asian jungle to follow the buddhist teaching by foot. Unfortunately, you get lost somewhere in the Siberian tundra. You never learned geography and never watched Man vs Wild.
    :p
    I wish that my wish will be cool, pleasant and not corrupted. And a pizza, with a some cool beer, and a pack of tobaco.
     
    Chinizz, Mar 16, 2012
    #129
  10. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, but now cool, pleasant and not corrupted now means corrupted, sad and painful. Your pizza is rotten, your beer is without alcool and your tobaco is fine. Since tobaco it's the only thing good in your life you start smoking 4 packs a day and die from lung cancer.

    I wish I had a rotten pizza;
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Mar 16, 2012
    #130
  11. MechaTrickster

    MechaTrickster Banned Donator

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    Granted. Your closest family member eats it and gets a high fever ultimately dieing. Then you jump off a bridge.
    I wish I could create money out of dirt.
     
    MechaTrickster, Mar 16, 2012
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  12. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Granted. However, the bank doesn't accept your poorly sculpted clay coins, and so you are left with a small ceramic pig full of compost.

    I wish that my AS level Graphics architectural model would simply build itself.
     
    Hella, Mar 16, 2012
    #132
  13. Kouji

    Kouji Cold, Uncaring, Sadistic, Evil and Cruel Meanie Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester
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    Granted. You make it a robot that can build itself. It then builds itself to look like a model. It then learns hows to build itself stronger and attach weapons. In your ineptitude, you forget to apply the 3 laws of robotics. As such, you robot gets crushed and it did not try to defend itself. Your model broke. After that you build a new robot that tries to take over the world, unfortunately for you, this time you did apply the 3 laws of robotics so your robot can't harm anyone. You get depressed at your failure to build good robots.

    Hmm, I wish I was a dog.
     
    Kouji, Mar 16, 2012
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  14. Raron

    Raron KAG Guard Tester

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    Your wish is granted.But that happened in a paralel universe.In this one dogs rule the world.

    I wish that Kouji didnt make that wish.
     
    Raron, Mar 16, 2012
    #134
  15. Kouji

    Kouji Cold, Uncaring, Sadistic, Evil and Cruel Meanie Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester
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    Wish Granted. Unfortunately for you, that makes your corruption of the wish fail and you fail this thread.

    I wish more people had an animu avatar.
     
    Kouji, Mar 16, 2012
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  16. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Kouji, the sad thing is my best mate actually has built a robot for his Resistant Materials course work. I could just combine the two! :O

    I wish I had thought of this earlier. Also, I wish Kouji would get punched in the face by the next person he saw.
     
    Hella, Mar 16, 2012
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  17. Worm

    Worm Derpship Commander Donator

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    Granted, but it will be hentai avatars(trolo)

    I wish MM & Geti sending some message to us from GDC/after GDC
     
    Worm, Mar 16, 2012
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  18. Kouji

    Kouji Cold, Uncaring, Sadistic, Evil and Cruel Meanie Administrator Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester
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    >Implying that would be bad

    Wish Granted, but the message is put in a word document and then sent into a .zip, compressed in a .tar.gz converted into a .png which is then compressed to a .jpg. It is then renamed Message.txt. You are unable to figure out what it means.

    I wish Hella had made a wish instead of just stating that his best friend has a robot.
     
    Kouji, Mar 16, 2012
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  19. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Wish granted, I made a wish as well as just stating my buddy has a robot (which is awesome).

    I wish that Kouji would get punched in the face again by said person.
     
    Hella, Mar 16, 2012
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  20. UnnamedPlayer

    UnnamedPlayer Arsenist Administrator Global Moderator Tester
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    Granted, but the next person he saw was a goldfish, so the punch was so soft that he almost didn't feel it.

    I wish that goldfishes counts as persons, so the line above makes sense.
     
    UnnamedPlayer, Mar 16, 2012
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