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Most pain ever experienced?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Rainbows, Nov 12, 2011.

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  1. Monsteri

    Monsteri Slower Than Light Tester

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    He's not, but I would rather not post fapping material of myself.
     
  2. Smilecythe

    Smilecythe Ballista Bolt Thrower Tester

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    So you post fapping material of others? You insensitive dick!
     
  3. Monsteri

    Monsteri Slower Than Light Tester

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    Sure, if you like to fap to old men that have burned their hair.
     
  4. Rainbows

    Rainbows KAG Guard Forum Moderator Tester
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    How old are you? O.o
     
  5. Smilecythe

    Smilecythe Ballista Bolt Thrower Tester

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    Hes around his 40's I think, he's way past his fapping material date.
     
  6. Monsteri

    Monsteri Slower Than Light Tester

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    Why is this thread suddenly about fapping?
     
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  7. Rainbows

    Rainbows KAG Guard Forum Moderator Tester
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    Because of you it would seem...
     
  8. Wonkyth

    Wonkyth More precious than carbuncles! Donator Tester

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    Meh, off-topic is where it's at.
     
  9. Templar_Frost

    Templar_Frost Horde Gibber

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    Either when I fractured my nose, or when I fell into a thornbush when I was six.
     
  10. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    Opiate withdrawal. *shudders*

    Imagine a time when you had the flu, and you felt like you were gonna die. You had diarrhea, vomiting, hot/cold chills, sweats, fever, muscle/bone aches and cramps, delusions, irritability, restless legs, insomnia, etc. Now magnify that pain about 100 times, and make it last a week. THAT is painful.

    Moral of the story; Don't do drugs, kids.
     
  11. Templar_Frost

    Templar_Frost Horde Gibber

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    FUS-RO- Gaaaaaaaack!!!!
     
  12. Maverick

    Maverick Haxor

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    Worst pain so far is probably appendicitis.
     
  13. Templar_Frost

    Templar_Frost Horde Gibber

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    Use urban dictionary man!
     
  14. Rainbows

    Rainbows KAG Guard Forum Moderator Tester
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    In electronics at school we used soldering irons. At one point I sort of stabbed myself with said soldering iron causing myself to fall off my stool backwards, banging my head on another desk, and having the soldering iron land on my stomach.
    Naturally I batted it off me with my hands getting more burns.

    Painfullest memory to date.
     
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  15. inkBot

    inkBot Catapult Fodder

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    I've broken my arm, smashed my head into a metal hook thingie (requiring several stitches), broken a tooth and gotten shocked by a broken wall socket.
     
  16. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    I was completely disabled for 2 days, without eating for about 5.
    I was so sick and in so much pain I couldn't be conscious, but I could not sleep.
    It was hell, awake for days in pain.
     
  17. Spoolooni

    Spoolooni Shark Slayer

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    Tried auto fellatio, didn't work out too good. :oops:
     
  18. 10110100101

    10110100101 Shark Slayer

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    I stepped on a piece of lego.
    Easily the most painful experience known to mankind.
    But seriously, i was running around a pool when i slipped, and hit my head on the concrete. Broke my nose and Almost broke my skull..
    I learned those "dont run" signs meant business that day..
    Lesson to be learned kiddies, running is dangerous, stay inside and play video games.
     
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  19. Smokeybacon

    Smokeybacon Superdreadnought Donator

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    Not so much pain, but easily the most discomfort was when I was having a pH test. A small tube was put up my nose and fed down my oesophagus. The shitty nurse took about 10 minutes to do it, and I couldn't breathe, was gagging, sneezing and coughing all the way. Then the bloody thing had to stay there for 24 hours.
     
  20. keyofdoor

    keyofdoor Haxor

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    Wat dat
    What's that?
     
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