Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but a demon soul take the control of your soul and your mind. The world is now devasted.

I wish I am a demon hunter.

 

Granted, but they dont exist.

I wish I had every game in the world.

 

Granted, but it was BOARD GAMES! Muahahahahhahahaaaa

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted.

EDIT Ninjaed by two people... Go ninja.

 

Granted.

I wish I had a bowl of broth.

 

Granted, but you forget to use any.

I wish I was in the best clan in KAG.

 

Granted but HA kicks you out for not giving me any broth.

I wish I had the fancy pants.

 

Granted,but you only have it on the iphone.

I wish that no one could never again corrupt my wishes. :3

 

Granted, but your wishes are so pure and unblemished that you, a corrupt vile person, can never use them.

I wish I could eat my cake and have it too.

 

thats just plan mean! D;

 

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish pokémon were real.

 

Granted,but then the really big ones take over the world

I wish mellian-Quar-Xililx was not so mean!

 

Awesome :D Pokémon Apocalypse mark the end of 2012 <3

Granted, But all his statements and opinions now just became the truth.
I wish for a minefield.

 

Granted, but all the mines are now Pop-It firecrackers.
I wish for a keyboard that doesn't have cat hair stuck between the keys.

 

Granted,you got a new keyboard but it has dog hair stuck between the keys.

i wish i could run as fast as a bullet.

 

Granted, but you will crash on a wall and die.

I wish that zombie mode become multiplayer.

 

Granted, but zombie mode is now in real life and you get mauled by your friend's little sibling.
I wish for a new imagination since mine sucks and it took too long just to come up with something to type here.

 

Granted,you know get my imagination which sucks even more.

i wish i had a piece of pie...

 

Granted: 3.14

I wish anime was real life.

 

you sir are wrong i said i wanted a piece of PIE not pi i think you got to redo my wish...