Fortunate/Unfortunately Story

One day, Shadlington was walking down the street.

Unfortunately, his shoe became untied.

(Next post must begin with "fortunately" and something good happens, then next post after that begins with "Unfortunately" and something bad happens and so on.)

 

Unfortunately, it wasted time , time he could have spent working on the game.

 

Fortunately, Geti and MM has maked a stakhanovist work, and have already maked all the next builds of KAG.

 

Fortunately , a time traveling cow managed to get the future version back from the future.

 

Unfortunately, the cow's time machine (with the cow in it) was stomped on by a stegosaurus.

 

I am a stegosaurus!
Fortunately, dude to time and shet there are infinite cows, so they all time travel.

 

Unfortunately, the final version of kag is released in march 1942, in the nazi head quarter.

 

Unfortunately, the CIA catch KAG and hide it in the aera 51 to study this strange alien technology from the futur.

 

Fortunately, an alien is fucking smart enough to steal it and publish it
Unfortunately , humans are fucking retarded and shoot the alien, and destroy the copy of KAG.

 

Fortunately, Shad, Geti and MM father was working in the aera 51, and thought how cool it will be to make a copy of KAG and give it to his sons as a Christmas present.
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Unfortunately, the game was on cd support at this time, and they borrowed the only copy of KAG to a classmate at the elemantary school ; this boy moved to Thailand, without return this game.

 

Fortunately a pie landed on a time machine and spread Kag all over the interwebs.

 

Unfortunately, KAG is now full of noobs, geifers and stupid kiddo.

 

Fortunately, they all suck at the game so anyone with half a brain cell can get a 100:1 KDR without even breathing.

 

Unfortunately, because of all this space-time travel, internet did not exist, and we only have deadly slow minitel.

 

Fortunately, we only exist in the present, and by then internet was invented

 

Unfortunately, we are still stuck with the same build, griefers, and Shadlington's lost time.

 

Fortunately, the build we play is the full version, and griefers are now just good and fair players rampaging newbie.