Joseph the Adventurer

On your adventure to wisdom, you seem to have been venturing out so far, lands become more smooth.​

Carrying a giant chest, full of supplies for a castle, you stumble apon a sight.​

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You find yourself in a ancient land.​

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What do you do next, Joseph?​

 

I panic, running around in circles and screaming my lungs out.. My mouth gets dry, and realising panicing isn't gettin' me anywhere I stop. I reach for a waterskin then realise I don't have one.

What do you do next, Joseph?

 

You start running around in a panic, fall off your horse, and have a moment of extreme failure.

Your leg feels weak now, you reach for you canteen in your chest. You just wasted a sunset in the process.

Hey, whats all this other stuff in this chest?

 

You only find coconut in this chest, some salt and bubble gum. You really feel hungry.

How are you going to eat, Joseph?

 

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM..
Wait wheres your building equipment?

I love this post so much

 

Forge building materials out of coconut shell and coconut meat, kill Pokey and use his bones to craft tools.

Or, I could look deeper into the chest...
What are you going to build now, jose?

 

No.​

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>Looks deeper into chest​

Hey look, a set of armor!.. yet no building materials.​

 

Let's go kill a dragon and use its bones for stone.
Wait... I don't have a weapon

 

Joseph uses his teeth to kill the dragon.

 

Joseph, you can use the dragon skin, his bone and teeth to make an armor and new weapon.

 

Spoiler

I'm not army status yet.​

 

Declare yourself army status. If all else fails, make reparations wih angry dragon by offering pet horse as sacrafice.

 

Whos supplying me with these lists of dumb suggestions anyways?

 

We are. Or, of course, you could just ladder up to that floaty thing in the sky (using dragon bones)

 

Go on Joseph !

 

Alright, come on now mister pokey.​

Were going to do some work today.​

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Hey look.. some friendly workers,​

They seem to have fell off the islands.​

 

Friendly? FRIENDLY? You are a mercenary. Your sword (if you had one) and your horse are your only friends.

Kill them.

 

Minecraft isn't working at the moment, new one will be up tommorow.

 

NOOO, Save one, and use it as your slave to build you a ladder up. Then, when its work is done, kill it and feast on its marrow.