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Weaponized Fruit Speculation Thread.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Inexorable, Apr 18, 2012.

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Should pineapple be put on pizzas?

  1. Yes.

    8 vote(s)
    66.7%

  2. No.

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. Maybe.

    2 vote(s)
    16.7%

  4. Can you repeat the question?

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Inexorable

    Inexorable The おっぱい lovin' nipple wizard. Donator

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    Okay guys, this is a question I frequently ask people I don't know.

    "If you could use any fruit as a weapon, what would you choose and why?"

    Lets make a thread on this topic.

    I will allow modifications to the fruit such as sharpening, hollowing etc...

    Mine would be a pineapple just because they are easy to grip and heavy and spiky.

    If I wanted to down the blunt damage and draw some blood, I'd sharpen the opposite end so that the harder centre is pointy and stab people with it.

    No, no I'm not drunk...

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    Inexorable, Apr 18, 2012
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  2. BlueLuigi

    BlueLuigi :^) Forum Moderator Donator Tester

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    An apple, I'd specialize in fighting doctors.
     
    BlueLuigi, Apr 18, 2012
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  3. Chinizz

    Chinizz Arsonist

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    Chinizz, Apr 19, 2012
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  4. Worm

    Worm Derpship Commander Donator

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    Banana pistols?
     
    Worm, Apr 19, 2012
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  5. Ostricheggs

    Ostricheggs Shipwright

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    Hottest pepper know to man: the trinidad moruga

    My friend's dad grows habaneros. He dries em out and grinds the seeds into a powder that he places on his food. He calls it "dust". I tried it once, burned so fucking bad my lips swelled up like I got punched by Joe Frazier. He once told me he touched his peter going to the bathroom after getting some of it on his hand on accident. After charging out of the bathroom into the kitchen, boxers around his ankles and ass showing, then pooring an entire carton of milk on his dick screaming like a banshee right in front of his 2 daughters and wife, he decided to go to the emergency room.

    The skin got burnt off his dick. Trinidad morungas are 15x hotter than habaneros.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/16/worlds-hottest-pepper_n_1281449.html
     
    Ostricheggs, Apr 19, 2012
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  6. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk gaurenteed shitter

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    Nighthawk, Apr 19, 2012
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  7. Inexorable

    Inexorable The おっぱい lovin' nipple wizard. Donator

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    I eat those things for breakfast.
     
    Inexorable, Apr 19, 2012
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  8. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    What, dicks? :huh?:
     
    Hella, Apr 21, 2012
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  9. Inexorable

    Inexorable The おっぱい lovin' nipple wizard. Donator

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    Fucking ZING, took you all week to come up with that one :D
     
    Inexorable, Apr 22, 2012
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