The Top 10 KAG Deadly Sins

1. Griefing: Worst thing in the game.
2. Kamikaze: When playing a knight, always attack, even if you're guaranteed to die without accomplishing anything.
3. Vanity projects: Time consuming building like spending forty minutes building a perfect 50 tile wide spike trap in the centre of your base.
4. Home decoration: We must have lamps in every room and corridor, and symmetrical buildings, and elaborate spike traps everywhere.
5. Cowardice: Never leaving the base, or abandoning a team-mate.
6. Traitorous building: Digging tunnels out of your own base, or leaving ladders up your own defences.
7. Poor engineering: Towers entirely supported on doors, not connected to other towers.
8. Poor Camping: Shooting arrows for twenty minutes with 0 kills.
9. Uneven teams: Ruining someone's game cause you won't swap over when it's 6 v 2.
10. Poor communication: Ignoring pleas for help, or instructions, not warning about incoming enemy!

 

1. Roadblocking: Impeding the ability of your team to move as a poor builder. Towers that are too tall, tower's and traps created and left without any way for your teammates to pass, and anything else that significantly slows down your team, or even stops them. This means both out of the base and RETURNING to base.

 

I must admit that I fall into the kamikaze mode quite a lot. It's kind of like auto-pilot, you see an enemy and you just lose your mind tryin to kill them as soon as humanly possible, no matter how many or how bad your positioning is.

Used to work in the previous builds pretty damn well, but with all the bugs this patch it's kinda difficult to turn on the rape switch and massacre every living enemy, their shops, their lanterns AND steal their daughters virginity before you get fucked by a bug. I still try it though. A lot.

To be honest I'd be satisfied with only their daughters virginity, but that's bugged out too.

 

I kinda feel the same way as Ostrich here. I suppose the behavior can be considered as kamikaze mode in this build, wasn't like that before though.

Nothing more awesome when you see 2-3 knights standing below your tower and you jump down while performing a slash, killing one or two of them in one strike. Now, not so much. It still works occassionally but usually the slash hits nothing and I end up getting swarmed be three or two knights stabbing me to death.

 

A fair list of grievances, I once made a similar list. Mine was in the form of do's and don'ts. I suggest you post some positive things as well! ;)

Focusing on the negative won't get you anywhere.

 

for 6. Traitorous Building you should also have "and building doors on ground level". I went through hell and hail to defend a castle (A pretty god one) with one flaw, it's door was on the ground. It was fun none-the-less but extremely annoying becasue the whole game we were defending because they had the advantage.

 

Ah, the floor door, we have had some good times, and bad ones.

 

You have to agree that it does add a certain nice intensity to the battle when you are making your last stand. But yeah. A general thumb rule I have is to never build the doors at ground level.

 

Here's my rendition of this:
Lust - Necrophilia is just wrong. Help end the horrors of tea-bagging by destroying corpses. ;)
Gluttony - You're on full health, so give that heart you're carrying to an injured team-mate. ;)
Sloth - Please, find something useful to do during the building phase! :o
Acedia - See those stupidly placed spikes that are injuring your team? Go deal with them right now, personally. :)
Wrath - Yes, I know the lag is making it un-fun for you, but try not to rage. A positive outlook improves the morale of your team, and makes the inevitable loss easier to bear. :P
Envy - Just because they have a catapult, doesn't mean you need one too. Maybe try shooting it full of arrows instead! :D
Greed - Yes, I can see there's coins in the spike pit, but please... please just LEAVE TH-.... IDIOT! X3
Vanity - stfu about your kdr!

 

Builder:
Ground level doors on the front line.
Door walls.
Towers that are too tall.
Making it impossible/unsafe for your teammates to retreat.

Archer:
Standing in the way of a builder.

 

Minecrafting should be included on that list. A gigantic spike pit that takes most of the match to make isn't a great use of time, but that player is still contributing to the team. I know I'm not the only one who has seen players ignoring their team and making a statue in the back of the base. Some vanity projects can end up being useful. Minecrafting has no place in CTF.

 

1. i agree
2. a knight gotta do what a knight gotta do
3. mah perfect spike trap is amazing now bugger off
4. i agree.
5. nut im scared, and i dont like dying
6. i agree
7. i call this a potential trap
8. to do that you must suck... BAD
9. hey its not my fault the enemy team is a bunch of i-leave-when-i-lose players
10. do you think you will actually listen to me?

Lust i love teabagging mah kill now suck mah balls carl
Gluttony its mah heart now gtfo
Sloth, i suck at building ( i dont really)
Acedia, to be hurt so easily you must suck
wrath FACE MAH WRATH YOU SNIVELING BUNCH OF PEASANTS!
Envy DAMN i want that catapult
Greed Im so poor i only have 60 coins i need MORE
Vanity my kdr is so much better then yours damn straight
my take on what people have said. just for jokes though.

 

Yes you seem to have caught all the bad things in the game thus far. Except the giant artfully crafted golden penis designs that often occur. Oh yes the glorious sight of such a sacrament(no pun intended of course) to be the mascot of the team.

 

What about those complete idiots who spend the whole building phase making their name on top of a tower. Grr there are better things you can do.

 

Lemming knights jumping into spike pits.

Inconsiderate archers who keep moving about while you're gracefully trying to shield them.

Dumbass builders who won't build one single ladder tile despite you spamming 8 for 5 minutes and shouting in the chat. They just continue digging/chopping as if you don't exist.

Additionally, builders who build a single block tower of stone over 9000 tiles high without any ladders. We're all jumping like idiots at the base going WTF. Then he goes "I WAS GOING TO ADD THEM AFTER NOOBS"

 

Useless builders are my only grudge, like once, we were almost gonna win, the flag was on the other side of this little wall, and the builder started to break it down -_-
3 ladders and we could have won, but that stupid builder cost us the match by just trying to break through...

 

Y' cant know if he'd have enough wood.
maybe he could'nt make a ladder?

 

If you are a builder, never go to the front lines without resources.