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Juaro
Last Activity:
Jun 23, 2018
Joined:
Jun 13, 2012
Messages:
122
Likes Received:
256
Trophy Points:
282
Gender:
Male
Location:
Nürnberg, Germany
Occupation:
fucking in Fucking/Austria

Juaro

Bison Rider, Male, from Nürnberg, Germany

Staff Alumni Tester

break your back, smoke your mother's crack. Oct 4, 2015

Juaro was last seen:
Jun 23, 2018
    1. Juaro
      Juaro
      I once sat on my front porch and shot a squirrel in the neck. Squirrels taste funny.
    2. Lieber
      Lieber
      What about you? Do you want to feel my sword?
      1. Juaro
        Juaro
        Honestly? Yes.
        Mar 9, 2013
      2. Lieber
        Lieber
        *grins*
        Mar 9, 2013
    3. HardPenguin
      HardPenguin
      Welcome to the ballz clan
    4. barge74
      barge74
      y is ur name blu?
      1. Juaro
        Juaro
        Read up on the comments on my profile, somewhere there's the explanation.
        Feb 18, 2013
    5. mad999
      mad999
      why you banned "Mpr1nce" without explaining the reasons? and chatting wrote that "destroyed the trap of" what trap? beginning of the round, he was hundreds of miles above the earth. if you upset a double defeat could just kick.
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      2. Juaro
        Juaro
        That is not of interest for you.
        Feb 16, 2013
      3. mad999
        mad999
        it's clear))
        Feb 16, 2013
      4. mad999
        mad999
        it was sarcasm
        Feb 16, 2013
    6. justi01
      justi01
      HANDSOME FACES UNITE
      1. SAcptm and HardPenguin like this.
      2. Juaro
        Juaro
        HANDSOME FACES UNITE
        Feb 16, 2013
      3. Hella
        Hella
        HANDSOME FACES UNTIE
        Mar 25, 2013
    7. Juaro
      Juaro
      “My ambition is handicapped by laziness”
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      2. Juaro
        Juaro
        "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. " - Frank Zappa
        Feb 14, 2013
      3. Hella
        Hella
        "In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded." - Terry Pratchett
        Feb 14, 2013
      4. Kouji
        Kouji
        “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” - Oscar Wilde
        Feb 16, 2013
    8. Hella
      Hella
      Whassup, Jew-Arrow?
      1. Froghead48 likes this.
      2. Juaro
        Juaro
        Nothing, really, i'm just hella bored.
        Jan 31, 2013
      3. Hella
        Hella
        Oh, I see, abusing my funny funny name now, are we?
        Jan 31, 2013
      4. Juaro
        Juaro
        Ditto.
        Jan 31, 2013
    9. Juaro
      Juaro
      Screw orange, nothing rhymes with purple either.
      1. rocker2 likes this.
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      3. Hella
        Hella
        South africa has a cool accent.
        Jan 31, 2013
      4. Froghead48
        Froghead48
        how about
        " Steve Urkel, urinal"
        Feb 4, 2013
      5. Hella
        Hella
        How about:
        "Opgesluit jou gesig, dwaas."
        Feb 4, 2013
    10. HardPenguin
      HardPenguin
      Another badass avatar? I think I've seen this guy somewhere already...
      1. Juaro
        Juaro
        Well it has to be someone smoking, but actually i get my avatars from random numbers i enter in google picture search :>
        Jan 6, 2013
    11. Froghead48
      Froghead48
      Why is your name teal? o.O
      1. Juaro
        Juaro
        Coz i'm fabulous. Also, look in rocker2's post down here.
        Nov 29, 2012
    12. Beef
      Beef
      I mean to the black and capping! Just getting the flag is only like, less than half the map.
      1. Monsteri likes this.
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      3. Beef
        Beef
        Just takes practice man, you gotta get used to the rhythm of the barrels.
        Nov 28, 2012
      4. Juaro
        Juaro
        Yeah, server is totally out of control tho with no guard/admin present, i.e. they're all catching teh kegs.
        Nov 28, 2012
      5. Hella
        Hella
        Ahaha. Donkey Kong.
        Feb 13, 2013
    13. rocker2
      rocker2
      Dat bluueee!!!!!
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      2. UnnamedPlayer
        UnnamedPlayer
        He won most bets on KAGoween tournament, the prize was to pick a permanent title or name color to use on the forums.
        Nov 20, 2012
      3. Juaro
        Juaro
        Exactomento.
        Nov 20, 2012
      4. Froghead48
        Froghead48
        Ahhhh...... I see.
        Nov 29, 2012
    14. Kouji
      Kouji
      So feel free to decide on a color for your name, or I guess I can give you the option of a custom title if you want that instead. If you go color, you can't use Purple, Green, or Red.
      1. Froghead48
        Froghead48
        Why does he have a colored name? i want a colored name
        :[
        Nov 29, 2012
    15. Juaro
      Juaro
      In the Roman Empire a pimp was called "Villicus Puellarum", he would give the hoes names, fix their prices and he collected their money.
      1. Beef and BeasterDenBeast like this.
    16. Ream
      Ream
      Fucking? Rly? :O
      1. Juaro likes this.
      2. Juaro
        Juaro
        No. It's just a joke i make on every internet forum i'm on.
        But there's actually a city named "Fucking" in Austria and like 50 brits every year steal the sign marking the city limits. :-)
        Sep 22, 2012
    17. Galen
      Galen
      Österreich? :P Ich dachte Deutschland :O xD
      1. Juaro
        Juaro
        Haha, du denkst doch nicht wirklich, mein Geburtsort wäre "Fucking" in Österreich, nur ein dummer Witz... :-D
        Sep 14, 2012
    18. Juaro
      Juaro
      No Shit, Sherlock...
      1. Bunnyboy likes this.
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    Gender:
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    Location:
    Nürnberg, Germany
    Occupation:
    fucking in Fucking/Austria
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