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RULES OF KAG - A beginners guide to both the gameplay and community aspects of this game.

Rule 1) This game hates you.
Rule 2) Kag = Lag, unless refer to rule 7.
Rule 3) Nobody is your friend.
Rule 4) Shields never work
Rule 5) Anybody worse than you is a n00b.
Rule 6) Anybody better than you is a HaX0r.
Rule 7) You have either 0-33 or 299+ ping. No exceptions.
Rule 8) Classic never existed. Don't talk about it.
Rule 9) Your skill level is determined by the following formula.
"h" is the total hours you have spent in KAG
"X" is the total ego level you have acquired.
"f" is the total fame you have acquired.
"g" is the skill level of your idol. If you have none, then use Contrary.

(h*g + f) to the power of X

Rule 10) TDM you are either a runner or camper. No exceptions.
Rule 11) G.I.R.L. = Guy in real life.
Rule 12) Server crashes are always the result of DDoS attacks.