Corrupt a wish!

Granted, you get a hyper Electricity shock and die.

I wish i was a cat.

 

Granted. You are now forever stuck eating lasagna and throwing up hairballs.

I wish for some chicken soup.

 

Granted. But your Chicken soup smells like feet.

I wish i was god

 

Granted. You are now the Incan God of dirt.
Nice.
I wish for a hamburger.

 

Granter. Your Hamburger turned into a rotten Apple.

I wish i was a archer.

 

Granted, but you became a guard because you took an arrow to the knee.

I wish this game would revive!

 

Granted, but you suck

I wish I had unlimited power. Of dance.

 

granted, but you got unlimited power. of trance.

I wish that I had a teapot encrusted with silver.

 

Granted, but it is molten silver.

I wish I was a god.

 

Granted, but you are god of the transvestites

I wish I had swag

 

Granted, but you got eaten by Kronos.

I wish that someone gets a good life. ^^
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Wish granted, you got a bottle of swag.

I wish that someone gets a good life. :)

 

He gets a good life but everyone else has a bad life

I wish i had the dog i lost years ago.:)

 

Granted but a crappy movie is made about it and you play as a kid nobody likes.

I wish I could play Dwarf Fortress with my mind.

 

But you haz no mind . . .

I wish I wasnt too sexy

 

You become the ugliest guy in the world. Everyone hates you. You kill your self out of embarrassment.

I wish I could get better guys on my team in kag, instead of noobs that always builds with wood blocks even though it's the build time and when you ask them why they're building with wood, they say "omg u nub it l33ks better dumb@ss".

 

The guys are better than you, you always have the lowest score and they all think your a noob and they think you suck.

I wish i had a life.:p

 

Granted but you're on jersey shore.

I wish I could be Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate. And a wolf.

 

Granted, roleplaying in your mother's basement.

I wish I was Russian.

 

Granted, but you die from drinking too much vodka.

I wish I could beat Exid in a 1 vs 1.

 

Granted, but now you can't beat anyone else.

I wish I were a bison.