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Mayo or Miracle Whip?

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by thebonesauce, Jun 21, 2012.

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CHOOSE.

  1. Mayonnaise

    88.9%
  2. Miracle Whip

    11.1%
  1. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    Just as the title says... Which do you prefer?

    I choose mayo. Hellman's mayonnaise to be precise.

    Also, if you choose Miracle Whip, we're no longer friends. I hate Miracle Whip so much that if Kate Beckinsale said she would suck my dick if I ate a sandwich with Miracle Whip on it, I'd punch her in the eye.
     
  2. GrimWaltz

    GrimWaltz Shopkeep Stealer

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    Uuh... What's Miracle Whip?
     
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  3. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    Nasty, shitty excuse for a sandwich spread. Tastes like sugared down ball soup.
     
  4. Well, that's like your opinion man. I could just love it if I ever tasted it.
     
  5. GrimWaltz

    GrimWaltz Shopkeep Stealer

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    Never found that in the shops :p
     
  6. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    Miracle Whip is just... Hog slop. If you enjoy eating the crusty saliva that accumulates around the corners of your mouth on a hot day, you'll love MW.
     
  7. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    From your argument I extrapolate that Miracle Whip is a good thing, and should be consumed in large quanities.