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Hella · Jul 11, 2012

And this is where Justi left off.

[19:57:50] 'Dat justi01 left the game
[19:57:51] <AwesomeRock99> Who watches pewdiepie?
[19:57:58] <[BLT] larsalon> O___o
[19:58:03] <[BLT] larsalon> i thought i was the only one
[19:58:28] <AwesomeRock99> I daead
[19:58:38] Daft Knolls left the game
[19:58:40] Fancy lDemon_Swordl left the game
[19:59:27] <[BLT] larsalon> so hella, when do you spawn
[19:59:34] <[BLT] larsalon> maybe a child?>
[19:59:35] <Sexy Hella> Soon.
[19:59:37] <Sexy Hella> Soon.
[19:59:40] <[BLT] larsalon> great
[19:59:44] <[BLT] larsalon> how are we gonna name it
[19:59:48] New player joined the game
[19:59:48] Unnamed player is now known as rocker
[19:59:49] <Sexy Hella> You must make love to me on my own terms.
[19:59:54] <Sexy Hella> I shall make us a bed.
[19:59:59] <[BLT] larsalon> <3
[20:00:03] <[BLT] larsalon> ah there you are
[20:00:23] <[BLT] larsalon> here is your period blood
[20:00:24] <AwesomeRock99> YAY
[20:00:26] <[BLT] larsalon> on those spikes
[20:00:28] Furtian left the game
[20:00:56] <[BLT] larsalon> how are we gonna paint the childs room?
[20:01:33] <Sexy Hella> -.-
[20:01:36] <Sexy Hella> This is a bed.
[20:01:38] New player joined the game
[20:01:38] Unnamed player is now known as -SQ-Pea
[20:01:41] <[BLT] larsalon> :3
[20:01:47] <[BLT] larsalon> okay :D
[20:02:08] <AwesomeRock99> lol
[20:02:10] <Inferno_Knight> ahaha
[20:02:12] <[BLT] larsalon> sweet gezus, you must be on your period
[20:02:21] <[BLT] larsalon> look at that amount of blood
[20:02:26] <-SQ-Pea> yum
[20:02:57] <[BLT] larsalon> see, it aint so bad
[20:03:04] New player joined the game
[20:03:04] Unnamed player is now known as [aAa] asurion61
[20:03:06] [aAa] asurion61 left the game
[20:03:07] <Inferno_Knight> were gonna die
[20:03:14] New player joined the game
[20:03:15] Unnamed player is now known as [aAa] asurion61
[20:03:15] <AwesomeRock99> hella he is cheating on u
[20:03:29] [aAa] asurion61 left the game
[20:03:35] New player joined the game
[20:03:35] Unnamed player is now known as [aAa] asurion61
[20:04:02] <Sexy Hella> YOU CHEATED ON ME?!
[20:04:06] <AwesomeRock99> yea
[20:04:07] <[BLT] larsalon> of course
[20:04:08] <[BLT] larsalon> not
[20:04:10] <AwesomeRock99> He did
[20:04:12] <Sexy Hella> I will destroy you.
[20:04:18] <AwesomeRock99> with the migrant
[20:04:28] <[BLT] larsalon> well, its time for me to go... ehm.. keep the child
[20:04:31] <AwesomeRock99> he was fucking him
[20:04:31] <Sexy Hella> They're all male! D:
[20:04:34] <[BLT] larsalon> have fun with it
[20:04:49] <[BLT] larsalon> i bought you a present <3
[20:05:05] <[BLT] larsalon> here is your present
[20:05:18] <Inferno_Knight> its his husband
[20:05:37] <AwesomeRock99> Ah u shouldnt have
[20:05:51] <[BLT] larsalon> its a striper
[20:05:54] <[BLT] larsalon> as present :3
[20:05:57] <Inferno_Knight> that he fucked
[20:06:08] <[BLT] larsalon> stay boy
[20:06:28] New player joined the game
[20:06:29] Unnamed player is now known as [GER] kacpersam
[20:06:35] New player joined the game
[20:06:35] Unnamed player is now known as Guy Gonson
[20:06:46] <[BLT] larsalon> so
[20:06:53] New player joined the game
[20:06:53] Unnamed player is now known as Maud Fox
[20:06:56] <[BLT] larsalon> its a girl :D
[20:07:02] <AwesomeRock99> Gimmme Waah
[20:07:05] <[BLT] larsalon> congrats with your birth
[20:07:13] <[BLT] larsalon> its happy :3
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[20:07:25] Unnamed player is now known as Daft Knolls
[20:07:34] New player joined the game
[20:07:34] Unnamed player is now known as Rowland Frowyk
[20:07:36] <[BLT] larsalon> its named after me :3
[20:07:43] New player joined the game
[20:07:44] Unnamed player is now known as Fancy lDemon_Swordl
[20:07:45] <Sexy Hella> Here. :C
[20:07:58] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> Hey inferno! Sup!
[20:08:01] Maud Fox left the game
[20:08:01] Rowland Frowyk left the game
[20:08:01] Guy Gonson left the game
[20:08:07] <-SQ-Pea> wat
[20:08:10] Daft Knolls left the game
[20:08:12] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> Sup bro!
[20:08:13] <[BLT] larsalon> nooo the baby
[20:08:16] <Inferno_Knight> sup man
[20:08:16] <[BLT] larsalon> how could you
[20:08:18] <AwesomeRock99> meh
[20:08:25] New player joined the game
[20:08:26] Unnamed player is now known as Daft Knolls
[20:08:28] <-SQ-Pea> ffffffffffffffff
[20:08:55] <AwesomeRock99> i died
[20:09:18] -SQ-Pea left the game
[20:09:24] AwesomeRock99 left the game
[20:09:35] New player joined the game
[20:09:36] Unnamed player is now known as AwesomeRock99
[20:09:48] New player joined the game
[20:09:48] Unnamed player is now known as Powle Freme
[20:09:59] New player joined the game
[20:09:59] Unnamed player is now known as Stephen Goodrich
[20:10:10] <[GER] kacpersam> no
[20:10:18] <[aAa] asurion61> portail
[20:10:18] Powle Freme left the game
[20:10:21] <[aAa] asurion61> portail
[20:10:24] <Sexy Hella> Larsalon!
[20:10:28] <[BLT] larsalon> hella :#
[20:10:29] <Sexy Hella> I have a bed here now.
[20:10:30] <[BLT] larsalon> :3
[20:10:46] <[BLT] larsalon> where are you honey
[20:10:50] <Sexy Hella> Downstairs.
[20:10:54] <Fancy lDemon_Swordl> My hobo!
[20:10:55] New player joined the game
[20:10:55] Unnamed player is now known as Jenlyns Folon
[20:10:57] <Inferno_Knight> no
[20:11:02] <Sexy Hella> Here!
[20:11:04] Stephen Goodrich left the game
[20:11:06] <AwesomeRock99> But ur bed is next to a portal
[20:11:16] Jenlyns Folon left the game
[20:11:16] <Daft Knolls> phail
[20:11:23] <[BLT] larsalon> shall we go to --"nOOOOOOOOO
[20:11:33] New player joined the game
[20:11:33] Unnamed player is now known as Beatrice Geffray
[20:11:35] <[BLT] larsalon> were is the body
[20:11:39] <[GER] kacpersam> xD
[20:11:43] <[BLT] larsalon> where*
[20:11:44] <Sexy Hella> *bodies*
[20:11:51] <[BLT] larsalon> xD
[20:11:52] <[BLT] larsalon> rocker
[20:11:54] <rocker> bomp this
[20:12:01] <rocker> please
[20:12:09] <Daft Knolls> hld on
[20:12:09] <[BLT] larsalon> the falling rocks will kill you
[20:12:12] <Daft Knolls> i got dis
[20:12:15] <rocker> im begging u
[20:12:18] Beatrice Geffray left the game
[20:12:22] <[BLT] larsalon> you see
[20:12:52] <Sexy Hella> I'm going to leave now.
[20:12:59] <[BLT] larsalon> keep the baby
[20:13:10] <Inferno_Knight> stay alive demon\
[20:13:12] <Sexy Hella> This is reaching the ends of even my mind, and I'm getting scared. :/
[20:13:23] <Inferno_Knight> you can do i
[20:13:31] <[BLT] larsalon> dont be, im here honey :3
[20:13:45] <Sexy Hella> You're what I'm scared about.
[20:14:03] <AwesomeRock99> Ur dead
[20:14:13] <[BLT] larsalon> you need to go the the hospital
[20:14:15] <[BLT] larsalon> you look ill
[20:14:18] <Sexy Hella> Also, just so you know, my penis is bigger than yours. You aren't even slightly impressive.
[20:14:18] rocker left the game
[20:14:22] <Sexy Hella> Goodbye. D:
[20:14:29] <[BLT] larsalon> how could you
[20:14:30] <[BLT] larsalon> BITFCH

Is there some kind of KAG sex offenders act? :/

Beef · Jul 11, 2012

Back when I used a female character all the time I had so many confused little retards asking "r u a rl girl xD". One time one just said "suck my toe bitch", which was confusing more than anything. Giving foot fetishes a bad name I tell ya.

It's such a shame so many people steadfastly refuse not to be complete fucking mongs all the time.

So when's the wedding?

cmblast · Jul 11, 2012

Just bomb jumped across the map to take out a tower filled with an entire team of archers spamming on mole. Best thing I've ever done as knight, to the point where someone on blue asked if they had a griefer.

Hella · Jul 11, 2012

Beef said: ↑

So when's the wedding?
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I left him at the bottom of a shredder trap, which I had made using myself in a bed as bait. Guro would be proud...

And then I had a game where I didn't die until I suicided as I left. Here you go Justi.

justi01 · Jul 11, 2012

Hella said: ↑

DOG
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Hah, the amount of bomb jumps i preformed to try kill you was outrageous. So i chose to destroy half the shops at your base instead. Seemed like a more reasonable choice considering you were cowering in that hut of yours. :)

GloriousToast · Jul 24, 2012

joins game at 100 seconds to start
places random backwall
replaces ladders with trapdoors
rushes hill only one
i get massacred by 5 people including 2 archers
exclaim "F%$ing idiot" then "team"
rage quits ie alt +F4 (takes screenshot)
hows that for a game?

Contrary · Jul 24, 2012

Oh man I just reread the first couple pages of this thread. A whole different world.

GloriousToast · Jul 24, 2012

lol @ the random person who will in the future make those old skins for this game

FuzzyBlueBaron · Aug 7, 2012

*Unstickied*

Use it or lose it, ladies.

Joekirk · Aug 7, 2012

This is what happens when three bored dwarves get powerful bombs.

The lag spike lasted a few seconds :p

Gotta love Thanatox's server.

-Edited-

>Be on mole server_
>Map has semi flooded cave system, with entrances right next to the camp_
>End up rushing it early, alone_
>No defenses on their side at all, save for a wall of stone_
>Tunnel around it after a minute_
>Follow tunnel to red camp, slowly break their doors while the only red player there is mining stone; not giving a fuck_
>Grab flag_
>Cap flag while bitching at my team for not listening to me when I said the tunnels were unguarded_
>Basically single handedly win the round for my team, before either side had even lost 25% of their units

GloriousToast · Aug 20, 2012

i was really bored and i made nuke kegs with a radius of 20.. lets just say the map didnt last long...

</br>--- merged: Aug 20, 2012 12:27 AM ---</br>
ok im not going to edit my post as i want attention and editing does not grant attention
my last game before i left i killed a knight by throwing his bomb back at him... and survived with 1 heart!
</br>--- merged: Aug 20, 2012 12:28 AM ---</br>
da fuq...

ParaLogia · Aug 20, 2012

That is one messy post.
Either way, in an effort to keep this thread alive, I will also post.
Behold: Chaos.

GloriousToast · Sep 2, 2012

one of my last games

my team had 8 people with 0 or less score witch was so rediculous it was not even funny. we won because i bomb jumped after many failures to the flag

ImAwesome · Sep 30, 2012

Few days ago:
Saw a griefer, when I froze him to question him he said "I want the enemies to break our base".
Banned him for an hour.

2 or 3 days ago:
Saw another griefer, when I froze him, his excuse was "I want to make a spike pit under this tower"..<>.<>

(sorry for necropost)

GloriousToast · Sep 30, 2012

this one went log in, die once then massacre red team steal flag, and just after i type about raping blue i and others crash

Contrary · Oct 3, 2012

So I was at like 30-0 and I was thinking "hey not bad for not being on KAG for a few weeks" at 70-0 I was thinking "alright I have to go to school soon so lets shoot for a 100 killstreak then log off". At 97-0 I started to lag out and then I disconnected from the server and it disappeared from the server browser. My internet eventually stabilized and I got back on. Somehow my score didn't reset! Still recovering from the lag spikes with only a few minutes before I had to leave a scrambled madly for kills. I rushed up and tried to nab a few more guys. 98 kills 99 kills. Suddenly my teammates all died to a double slash, the enemies started squeezing through the wall, a bomb flew across the screen and precisely took out all of the ladders on the wall behind me. I tried to fight back but there were too many. I died at 99.

Edit: Oh yeah also Kouji was there after like 70ish kills. He covered my ass a few times.

GloriousToast · Oct 4, 2012

that is crazy. Good job to kouji too

Shadowofgold · Nov 19, 2012

Having a bit of a laughing fit over something that just happened on a ZF server.

Okay, so there was an underground bunker everyone was living in. It 'belonged' to no specific person, as there were no other houses. While sprucing it up, someone placed a lamp on a ladder in the top left corner. I removed the ladder and put the lamp 2 blocks away, hanging from a ladder to the surface. The previous man made a face and put it back. I put it back with a :) face. This repeated about twice, at which point he started exclaiming 'OMG' and 'WTF MAN' for the next seven or so times. After that, he started yelling 'WTFMAN LEAVE IT ALONE' and 'KICK GOLD' for a while. He then continued that behavior for about FIVE WHOLE MINUTES while we put it back and forth. Then another guy comes along and starts helping him put the lamp in the corner. Eventually, they destroyed the top of the ladder to place a mech. workshop so they could keep tossing lamps in the corner. Then, they started placing ladders alllllllllll around, in the entire hallway, tossing lamps in the general direction of the corner. Remember, where I was placing it was 2 blocks away from where they wanted it. XD After ten or so minutes of screaming 'KICK GOLD' at individual players, I was kicked without question.

Let's recap:
>Move lamp
>People freak out
>People destroy building
>I get kicked for griefing

I love how simply stupid some people are XD

//Moved to the Pubb. ~fbb ;)

thebonesauce · Nov 19, 2012

Just had a match that reminded me why I fucking love this game. Jumped onto Beo's CTF on my smoke break in class, in the middle of a game where there was roughly 100 units left for each team... Mined some gold and put up a siege shop... Proceeded to get a catapult and raped red's frontline tower. As we pushed forward and I switched to knight, I noticed 3-5 other people coming to the frontlines with catapults... Needless to say we crushed all of red's defenses and murdered the last of the red rats.

SOOO much fun. :D

maneframe · Nov 20, 2012

Played a game yesterday on Larvalords and Kaizokuroofs Aussie CTF server.

The game started out as normal, but I think due to an armistice between an archer and knight ( on opposing teams ) we all gathered around and shared happy emotes. In the middle of the map we put up a shelter with a big peace sign on top and with the expected exception of a few trolls, we danced and RPed until the game timer finished ( about 20 minutes ). I thought it was a bizarre, interesting, spontaneous event worth mentioning. A nice change in pace, and really fun to be a part of. It's a shame I didn't take any screenshots.

I wonder how often these kinds of interactions occur? I think they are possible largely because of KAGs expressive emote system, but also because of the underlying, inherently creative, world system. As a game developer myself I hope to see more of KAG and would love to see a deeper exploration/accommodation for this phenomenon.

Thanks Michal, and thanks fellow Aussie Geti for an interesting and fun game!

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