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Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by kebabs44, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Granted, unfortunately no one likes you because of your job so you die a lonely death... ALONE!

    I wish for a sparkly unicorn.
     
  2. lavalord

    lavalord Haxor Staff Alumni Donator Tester

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    You get a unicorn, no sparkles though.
    I wish for. Cheese
     
  3. blukey

    blukey Finest Moustache in the Kingdom Donator

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    Granted. But it was poisoned and you die.

    I wish for a tophat of badassery
     
  4. shadewolf10

    shadewolf10 Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted but it's so badass it comes alive and kills you. it then becomes a gangster


    I wish for a flying squirell
     
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  5. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted, but it bit. Turns out it had rabies...
    I wish for the ability to only have to listen to a song once before I can play it on guitar
     
  6. kebabs44

    kebabs44 Shark Slayer

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    Granted. But now you're deaf :D

    I wish for WAR mode on KAG to be finished and released already.
     
  7. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
    1. KRPG

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    Granted there's a new update! Bug fixes.
    I wish for a Tardis
     
  8. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    granted but the tardis is smaller on the inside than the outside.
     
  9. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    No wish? Trying to sneak out of having your wish ruined? Huh? ARE YOU?
    Just kidding:p
     
  10. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    Damn, you realised my plan. Joking, i actually did forget.

    I wish for death
     
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  11. TotalPotato

    TotalPotato Haxor
    1. KRPG

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    You a are reincarnated as a slug
    I wish for a full scale replica of batman
     
  12. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted, But it fell on top of you, turning you into mashed potatoes
    I wish for a pilots license
     
  13. shadewolf10

    shadewolf10 Shopkeep Stealer

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    Granted but the first plane you drive is paper


    I wish for a pet wolf that wont eat me
     
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  14. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

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    Granted. But your pet wolf dies as soon as you touch it.

    I wish for a japanese film.
     
  15. lavalord

    lavalord Haxor Staff Alumni Donator Tester

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    You get amine instead.
    I wish for eternal knowledge.
     
  16. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    You go insane from the knowledge because your mind cant handle the knowledge :p
    I wish for a german shorthaired pointer
     
  17. kebabs44

    kebabs44 Shark Slayer

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    You got one but it ran away and you never find it.

    I wish for better grades this year.
     
  18. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Granted, but you fall down an open manhole and die.
    I wish for a time machine that won't break and can only be used twice.
     
  19. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Granted, too bad I stole it.

    I wish I could knit.
     
  20. AL3X_j_M

    AL3X_j_M Shipwright

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    Wish comes true, you get kidnapped and work in a Chinese sweatshop for the rest of your life.

    I wish for Arcrave to like me.