HELL: What is the worst trap possible?

Post trap ideas here.
I was trying to think of the worst trap that could be built reasonably.


Fall in trap. Ladders break your fall. OP becomes your main spawn, and you begin the long journey back up. Any time you die, you are forced right back to the bottom.

It could be made worse by widening it, so it can't be climbed/digged.

 

The worst trap glitches you far into the wall and gibs your body, then it bounces around so much that your game overloads and crashes.

If that existed, it would be the worst. :/

 

Works until people realize they can hit backspace and choose their current team to return to the tent.

 

It would be better if it were shaped like a tear drop, so that it can't be wallslided down.

I don't really understand the question, the best trap would just be one of infinite depth, so that you are falling forever, unable to even suicide. But that's not something that could be built reasonably, but then again I don't think your trap is something that could be built reasonably.

Also, spikes of drawbridges have proven to retract before the enemy hits the spikes, so are useless.

Maybe something like a two tile wide hole with an enemy outpost in it, suspended on its leftmost and right most tiles. The person would fall down the hall, get synced to the outpost, then fall to his death again and again, as the outpost would spawn him with no ground beneath his feet. I don't know how you'd get an enemy outpost build just so, but its a thought.

Another, more practical idea is a lion pit kind of idea. I often fall into allied pits out of stupidity, but to recover my ego I sit in there and pretend I did it on purpose. When I see enemies falling down I step out of the way and charge up my sword. That's a fairly good way to have people die in a shallow pit.

But the real question I think is why people would fall into the pit you've probably spent hours on? They're pretty easy to spot and archer can get themselves across no problemo and workers make it useless.

 

Was about to post that, but few people know about that trick.

When playing God Wars, I like to entomb the enemy in bedrock, build an OP below them, then delete the ground so they fall into it. Then entomb that in bedrock. At least with your trap a builder can make a ladder out.

 

Even in a pit where you endlessly fall, you can switch to builder on the way down, and then build a ladder every death, eventually you'll stop falling and be able to get back up.

So long as there is 50 wood given to you on spawn, you can get out of every single trap made. Unless it's my trap, which simply evicts you from the game the moment you fall x3, even if its not possible.

 

Or you just helped the enemy by giving them a spawn point and they just continue to dig left or right "wherever the enemy flag is" and when your team realises what a bad idea it was and try to take it back they fall to their miserable deaths :(

 

Whenever I wear lipstick~

But seriously the worst ones are the ones that actually hurt your team before they go into battle, having a legion of 2 heart knights is not good.

 

While you spend the entire game trying to dig that monster pit the enemy will have burned all your churches and raped all your women. Better to make more towers than a spike pit of any size.

 

This is the worst trap ever

 

Penis trap!

That was pretty hilarious.

 

When we tested it a lot of the time people would get stuck in the middle. The falling scream sound would loop continuously. To be fair i'd be pretty scared too if I was caught in some guys urethra.

 

You can just simply add spikes into the urethra and it's a trap. Also if you didn't push W, you got stuck into the penis, screamed and died.

 

Everyone of you is right. It sounded so perfect in my head when I thought of it. I'll just pretend I never posted that.

 

An elevator eh? So it shoots out little blobs of humanity out the top, all over the other teams face? Also, only 1 testicle

 

That's not a testicle, that's a house [which is about to have a knight thrown on it]

 

It's not a knight, it's a semen