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The Haiku of KAG (general KAG poetry thread)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by cleggy, Feb 8, 2013.

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  1. killatron46

    killatron46 Cata Whore Donator
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]

    Messages:
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    This sums up my life in KAG:

    Knight:

    Stab slash bash boom glide,
    Steal the flag and buy a bomb,
    Got team switched four three.


    Archer:

    Swing along in trees,
    Full charged arrows find their mark,
    Knights can't get me, SSSSSSSSSS.


    Builder:

    Mine the stone, chop tree.
    Build the base, move up with me.
    Then I died alone.


    EDIT: Finished. :p
     
    killatron46, Feb 9, 2013
    #21
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  2. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

    Messages:
    241
    The bugg revolt starts,
    Everything is Smashing,
    Now all is chaos.

    (This was at Cleggy)
     
    Lord_bugg, Feb 9, 2013
    #22
  3. Jim_Dale

    Jim_Dale Arsonist

    Messages:
    291
    Red knight falls from sky
    Half of blue team sitting 'round
    His death, no surprise

    Knight flies with a bomb
    Flight stopped by menacing spike
    Fuck.jpg
     
    Jim_Dale, Feb 9, 2013
    #23
    jimmyzoudcba, Waky, Cirom and 4 others like this.
  4. Beepo

    Beepo Asian Faggot Donator
    1. Delta Force - Delta

    Messages:
    3
    Two years of playing KAG
    Played as knight, builder, and archer
    Still, I'm a noob...
     
    Beepo, Feb 9, 2013
    #24
    Waky, CrystalClear, Lieber and 1 other person like this.
  5. zollie20

    zollie20 Haxor

    Messages:
    145
    Longsword is raised up
    Unknowing passenger flies
    Please, fly with ping airways again!
     
    zollie20, Feb 9, 2013
    #25
    soulrealm, killatron46 and Beef like this.
  6. Beef

    Beef ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester

    Messages:
    1,054
    I rewrote a Basho Matsuo haiku to suit KAG;

    An old silent map...
    Red and blue descend on it,
    Boom! Silence again.
     
    Beef, Feb 9, 2013
    #26
    goodyman8, Jim_Dale, cleggy and 6 others like this.
  7. lavalord

    lavalord Haxor Staff Alumni Donator Tester

    Messages:
    672
    Can I have admin​
    No you can not have admin​
    Can I have admin​
    ​
    ​
     
    lavalord, Feb 10, 2013
    #27
    Waky, HardPenguin, XyellowX and 9 others like this.
  8. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

    Messages:
    562
    The builder
    Is there
    Not
     
    MCrypa, Feb 10, 2013
    #28
  9. Birdman159

    Birdman159 Sick Ducker
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]

    Messages:
    181
    Entering the fray
    jump slash jab jab jab
    Yes! spam for the win
     
    Birdman159, Feb 10, 2013
    #29
    killatron46, Beef and cleggy like this.
  10. cleggy

    cleggy Arsonist

    Messages:
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    All coins on three bombs,
    Charge into battle assured,
    killed by jab spammer.
     
    cleggy, Feb 10, 2013
    #30
    killatron46, zollie20, Lord_bugg and 2 others like this.
  11. Lord_bugg

    Lord_bugg Smashing Donator

    Messages:
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    Build time almost gone,
    Bad towers everywhere,
    Why don't people read guides.
     
    Lord_bugg, Feb 10, 2013
    #31
    Waky and Kovett like this.
  12. theadsterr

    theadsterr Shark Slayer

    Messages:
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    I am hiding close
    To an archer, who's blind
    I get stabbed by knight.
     
    theadsterr, Feb 11, 2013
    #32
  13. Lieber

    Lieber Is Probing Uranus Global Moderator Forum Moderator Donator Tester

    Messages:
    787
    What, seriously?
    It is a mighty blue Knight,
    Killed by a hammer.

    EDIT: Not so great, I'll work on more.
     
    Lieber, Feb 11, 2013
    #33
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  14. cleggy

    cleggy Arsonist

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    Leiber the wizard,
    Foolishly doubts his talent,
    There's no such thing as a bad haiku. :)
     
    cleggy, Feb 11, 2013
    #34
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  15. Cirom

    Cirom Bison Rider

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    Running back again,
    Tree in front of large tower,
    No way to survive.

    T_T Every time...
     
    Cirom, Feb 11, 2013
    #35
    Waky, goodyman8, FuzzyBlueBaron and 1 other person like this.
  16. Verrazano

    Verrazano Flat Chested Haggy Old Souless Witchy Witch Witch THD Team Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester
    1. Practitioners of War Extreme Revolution - POWER

    Messages:
    477
    walk, jump, walk, jump, walk
    walk, jump, hop into pit, dead
    wait, wait, wait, respawn
     
    Verrazano, Feb 12, 2013
    #36
    XyellowX, Cirom, lavalord and 1 other person like this.
  17. Juaro

    Juaro Haxor Staff Alumni Tester

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    Battling bitches here,
    Building bitches over there,
    I'd rather die now.

    Grand structures: both sides
    Battles in the middle are fierce,
    Shit, grifur, grifur.

    Zorxblasituplox,
    /rcon /muteid 38291 -1
    [Player muted on this server]
     
    Juaro, Feb 12, 2013
    #37
    Waky, potatomcwhiskey, Jim_Dale and 3 others like this.
  18. goodyman8

    goodyman8 Bison Rider

    Messages:
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    Few men left alive.
    Honorable duel for two.
    And then an arrow flies at you.
     
    goodyman8, Feb 12, 2013
    #38
    Waky, HardPenguin, Cirom and 5 others like this.
  19. killatron46

    killatron46 Cata Whore Donator
    1. MOLEing Over Large Estates - [MOLE]

    Messages:
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    Thought I would bump this.


    Being a Builder
    In King Arthur's Gold is fun;
    When you don't have help.

    Earlier today
    guy told me I bad builder,
    He left, I built on.
     
    killatron46, Feb 19, 2013
    #39
    Waky, rocker2, Beef and 2 others like this.
  20. SeanAS

    SeanAS Meth Addict Donator
    1. Zen - [Zen] - (Invite Only)

    Messages:
    206
    1 knight bombing,
    1 archer spamming,
    0 tickets,
    you just lost.
     
    SeanAS, Feb 21, 2013
    #40
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