Would you rather... [Game]

Here's a simple game, the first person posts a question, example:
Would you rather...
Go to a one direction concert
Or stab your ear with a spoon

Then the second person answers, and then gives another question for the next one to reply to, then they make a question, etc.

I'll start:

Would you rather...
No KAG for a year
Or never see the scripting build

 

No KAG for a year. Chances are I'm going to get premium, and judging by what everyone is saying about the scripting build, I really don't want to miss out on boat-tanks and bisoncopters.

Would you rather...
drowning in custard
or drowning in jelly?

 

Drown in jelly, its solid :3 and I like jelly better than custard.

Would you rather...
Lick stinky feet
or sniff stinky dog poo at 1 millimeters length
Get frozen into the hole in CTF hole map without the ability to leave the game (for 2 hours)
or get trapped as a knight inside some bedrock without the ability to suicide/spectate/swap team/leave the game (for 2 hours)

 

Get trapped in bedrock, then I could pretend I'm a cage dancer.

Would you rather...
Give birth to a boy
or to a girl?

 

If I were a female, I rather give birth to a girl. Because I believe in the existence of purity.

Would you rather...
have no one ever notice your existence
or have everyone notice your existence and die young, causing them severe pain of loss

 

Have no one notice my existence. I could steal Ferraris, freeload in someone's mansion and blow the hell out of so many buildings and no one would do anything about it, because they don't notice me.

Would you rather...
the power of attraction
or repulsion?

 

Drinking with Hitler. It'll be soo easy poisoning his drink with whatever cleaning products are around.

Would you rather...
have shoes made out of watermelons
or wear a hat made out of pineapple?

 

Shoes out of watermelons, duh. Its good for my feet.

Would you rather...
drink dog piss..
or eat shit?

 

Eat shit, as long as it is those jellybeans that come out of those cheap plastic animal's butt. You know, those raindeers you see around Christmas at those $2 shops.

Would you rather...
Be stuck in the past
Or in the future?

 

Future, because internet. And Ponies.

Would you rather

Live in the MLP universe
Or
Have an orgasm every 30 seconds?

Both are equal!

 

Hm, since I'm a man and my orgasms are normally accompanied by ejaculations, it would be kinda inconvenient to do that every thirty seconds.
Plus I would have to drink a lot more water than I currently do.
Life with cartoon ponies it is.

Would you rather be stuck on a train for the rest of your life (necessities are available)
or be stuck on a plane for the rest of your life (necessities available here too)?

 

Sneeze through my dick i feel like it'd turn me on.

Would you rather lick your poop? Or someone you knows?

 

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to hear my crush fart through a walkytalky, i would lick their poop easily.

Would you rather be a faggot, or a fagoat?

 

A fagoat....

Would you rather....
A flood....
Or a fire....

 

Fire

Would you rather eat butter, or eat lard.

 

Eat butter. It doesn't taste that bad.

Would you rather be deaf, or blind?

 

Considering that my regular day consists of at least 4 hours staring at a computer screen, I'd rather be deaf.

Would you rather suck my dick
or anus

 

I stepped in on the wrong one....

Fuck...

Dick, cuz you probably don't wipe.

Would you rather get killed by lotsa girls,
or live with an old asshole man.