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Would you rather... [Game]

Discussion in 'Spamcan' started by Vaine, Mar 9, 2013.

  1. Vaine

    Vaine Horde Gibber

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    Here's a simple game, the first person posts a question, example:
    Would you rather...
    Go to a one direction concert
    Or stab your ear with a spoon

    Then the second person answers, and then gives another question for the next one to reply to, then they make a question, etc.

    I'll start:

    Would you rather...
    No KAG for a year
    Or never see the scripting build
     
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  2. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    No KAG for a year. Chances are I'm going to get premium, and judging by what everyone is saying about the scripting build, I really don't want to miss out on boat-tanks and bisoncopters.

    Would you rather...
    drowning in custard
    or drowning in jelly?
     
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  3. Drown in jelly, its solid :3 and I like jelly better than custard.

    Would you rather...
    Lick stinky feet
    or sniff stinky dog poo at 1 millimeters length
    Get frozen into the hole in CTF hole map without the ability to leave the game (for 2 hours)
    or get trapped as a knight inside some bedrock without the ability to suicide/spectate/swap team/leave the game (for 2 hours)
     
  4. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Get trapped in bedrock, then I could pretend I'm a cage dancer.

    Would you rather...
    Give birth to a boy
    or to a girl?
     
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  5. If I were a female, I rather give birth to a girl. Because I believe in the existence of purity.

    Would you rather...
    have no one ever notice your existence
    or have everyone notice your existence and die young, causing them severe pain of loss
     
  6. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Have no one notice my existence. I could steal Ferraris, freeload in someone's mansion and blow the hell out of so many buildings and no one would do anything about it, because they don't notice me.

    Would you rather...
    the power of attraction
    or repulsion?
     
  7. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Clearly, I'd prefer the power of attraction, even though I've no idea exactly what I'll be attracting. The general logic here is that it is better to have than not to have, especially if it's girls I'll be attracting. Please don't be bumble bees. Or spoons.

    Would you rather...
    go drinking with Hitler
    or go whoring with Stalin?
     
  8. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Drinking with Hitler. It'll be soo easy poisoning his drink with whatever cleaning products are around.

    Would you rather...
    have shoes made out of watermelons
    or wear a hat made out of pineapple?
     
  9. MCrypa

    MCrypa Haxor

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    Shoes out of watermelons, duh. Its good for my feet.

    Would you rather...
    drink dog piss..
    or eat shit?
     
  10. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Eat shit, as long as it is those jellybeans that come out of those cheap plastic animal's butt. You know, those raindeers you see around Christmas at those $2 shops.

    Would you rather...
    Be stuck in the past
    Or in the future?
     
  11. SuperTurdBoy

    SuperTurdBoy Tree Planter

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    Future, because internet. And Ponies.

    Would you rather

    Live in the MLP universe
    Or
    Have an orgasm every 30 seconds?

    Both are equal!
     
  12. Guitarman

    Guitarman Haxor Tester Official Server Admin

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    Hm, since I'm a man and my orgasms are normally accompanied by ejaculations, it would be kinda inconvenient to do that every thirty seconds.
    Plus I would have to drink a lot more water than I currently do.
    Life with cartoon ponies it is.

    Would you rather be stuck on a train for the rest of your life (necessities are available)
    or be stuck on a plane for the rest of your life (necessities available here too)?
     
  13. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    It's a hard choice, but I think I'd go for being stuck on a train for the rest of my life; whilst both would provide great views, and the train is unfortunately stuck to one track/network, I'm pretty sure that the wi-fi on a train would be a lot easier to use, and it can remain stationary for extended periods of time if I want to sleep, rather than always be running into goddamn turbulence.

    Would you rather urinate through your nose or sneeze through your dick?
     
  14. Cerbercre

    Cerbercre Brolord 弟兄主 Donator
    1. PumpkinStars - [Pk#] - Inactive

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    Sneeze through my dick i feel like it'd turn me on.

    Would you rather lick your poop? Or someone you knows?
     
  15. Vaine

    Vaine Horde Gibber

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    I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to hear my crush fart through a walkytalky, i would lick their poop easily.

    Would you rather be a faggot, or a fagoat?
     
  16. A fagoat....

    Would you rather....
    A flood....
    Or a fire....
     
  17. Superblackcat

    Superblackcat baideist baide Staff Alumni Tester

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    Fire

    Would you rather eat butter, or eat lard.
     
  18. feet

    feet Bison Rider

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    Eat butter. It doesn't taste that bad.

    Would you rather be deaf, or blind?
     
  19. Monsteri

    Monsteri Slower Than Light Tester

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    Considering that my regular day consists of at least 4 hours staring at a computer screen, I'd rather be deaf.

    Would you rather suck my dick
    or anus
     
  20. Superblackcat

    Superblackcat baideist baide Staff Alumni Tester

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    I stepped in on the wrong one....

    Fuck...

    Dick, cuz you probably don't wipe.

    Would you rather get killed by lotsa girls,
    or live with an old asshole man.